could my brain please work better despite the 40°C? i have STUFF to do and my body is telling me we are in "waiting for it to pass" mode but i don't wanna do that, because that's my holidays!?!
densely sauced rotisserie blorbos
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media obsession dumpster. danmei et al. expect: nsfw, problematic things. all ships. occasional off topic thoughts. 双聂4evr
kink wisteria is also for all of us out here who need to tell ourselves that that thing isn't *really* our kink
you all heard of kink tomato, but how bout kink wisteria
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they're just doing this in the middle of my kitchen. how can i make lunch under these conditions???
you all heard of kink tomato, but how bout kink wisteria
having these kittens around has inspired a lot of chengxian thoughts ngl
i made a little venus, do you like her
the taxidermy sex tourism is becoming a problem
The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
should i write something snacksized to get back in the game
kittens are amazing. they're so driven. 300 grams of "it is my cosmic imperative to climb everything and ambush everything, i have no other commitments."
does anyone know what makes gemini wake up during my podcast to interrupt/ try to listen to my podcast? i never use the speech recognition function otherwise
three and a half hours until kittens!!!
I've been visisted by visions of free use xixi :(
elladan and elrohir aren’t in pj’s movies because he was afraid of the power of the dionysian madness that even remotely sexyman elf twins on screen would’ve unleashed on society
lbh transmigrates to the modern world and woos shen yuan. terrified of being found out as a lbh (harem-owning demon king without gay love)
quick but necessary survey. how familiar is everyone with the concept of "loser back home" and how much can we make of the fact that the accronym is lbh. feel free to share to relevant circles
dissociating man covered in marinara giving new meaning to “lost in the sauce”
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one thing they don't tell you about being a teacher in summer is that you will have moments where you will abruptly feel intensely lonely and therefore absolutely unable to execute any of your millions of built-up to dos.
this is wei wuxian in the drunken sexting au (as a treat for me personally)
Why is commenting on fic so difficult? I liked it, I know why I liked it, why does it feel like starting a phd thesis