life comes at you fast

you cannot convince me that the first round of the fa cup is real

somebody said tzolis looks like trossard with a 95 sleep score and i can’t unsee it

arby’s employee: i will pay you to leave

Claire, Boob Haver@progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 7mo ago

if u think about it a roast beef with au jus is like participating in blood play with ur sandwich

fight club led me to believe that toxic masculinity and domestic terrorism were going to be brought to the fore by MUCH cooler people

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

"am i reddit or am i 4chan" babe i'm banter era Arsenal twitter

eriogenous zone@deerea.rs · last mo.

"am i reddit or am i 4chan" babe i'm susan's place.

am i the only one around here that thinks £80m for bruno is I N S A N E he is a decidedly average footballer

lmao

ok cool but like where do i shit

if congo pull this off i want the british museum empty by midnight

i’d have expected the english to be better at battering cod

Cape Verde > Val Verde

australia are gonna win the world cup

Arsenal. Knicks. Housing policy. MY MAYOR

aussi aussi aussi wtf is happening lmao

This never could have happened under Eric Adams

all zoran does is win

It really sucks ass there's no culture in the world that prefers to read documents bottom-to-top, imagine just how much more complicated we could make software if we had to support this

Man these Elden Ring tutorials is wild

Well fuck that. Over and out.

big gabs as pk taker #5. why.

Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Find someone who looks at you the way Dec looks at the Premier League trophy

Nice touch to have 115 employees clap him off

Manchester City@mancity.com · 4mo ago

Pep Guardiola 🩵

what a beautiful day for timeline synchronicity

this is not on my screen right now. spurs celebrating their flaming dump truck season is on my screen right now. why is that happening nbc????!

The Athletic | Football@theathleticfc.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The party has started at Selhurst Park 🍾 Arsenal have beaten Crystal Palace 2-1 on the final day of the season. Now, the moment Arsenal fans have waited 22 years to see...