Don’t like this new bullshit of showing you on a post who’s liked it.

Flicked onto a Murder She Wrote featuring baby Cynthia Nixon and now it’s a 1972 Columbo with Leonard Nimoy presumably about to do nothing.

Doesn’t matter where I am, what time of day it is, what I’ve been up to, I will somehow always check Bluesky right when that menace @brainmage.bsky.social reposts THAT post. You know the one.

Just got vox popped for my views on Temple Bar and whether I hang out there a lot and girl, all I know about it is that everyone tells you to steer clear lol.

The most extreme arse showing here lol

Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 10h ago

I have one answer.

I love him so much and I cannot wait to see him tonight

Sid Lowe@sidlowe.bsky.social · 6h ago

What a pleasure it is to speak to Hector Bellerin. Today he plays against Arsenal, his Arsenal, for the first time. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

OK I guess?

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · yesterday

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion; 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/743...

For some reason these determined beavers who crop up every so often trundling along with their veg absolutely break my heart. Look at him go 😭

Nasser Hussain calling Mitch Marsh “Midge”

My Hundred guys are Welsh Fire (Chris Woakes and best kit) and Southern Brave (Jof, Stoinis, geographically closest to where I’m from) and individually Rashid Khan. I don’t much care about the others as long as my hated Bairstow and Duckett do poorly, however, much as I like a rout I don’t like>

That £300K for Coles is looking like money well spent *look to camera*

lol Bairstow

Who is doing this

Bluesky@bsky.app · 22h ago

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

I am having a ✨baaaad tiiiiime✨

Makes me laugh that the couple of times I’ve seen Arsenal on tour I’ve got excited about being in the same city as the lads when I actually live every single day in the same city they all live.

OK go on I’m not doing anything else and unlike other versions of this kind of thing it’s finite at least!

Mo 🌸📚@moplayspoke.bsky.social · 2d ago

1 like = 1 book question 📚💙

Reading the rules for r/ADHD and they’re pretty fantastic but I’ve got to their rules on using the words “neurodiverse” and “neurodiversity” and the reasons they don’t and will mod anyone who does and I had NO IDEA it was a weird anti-science *movement* that considers adhd/autism “gifts”.

Just a stupidly beautiful man.

Look at this fucking plush shark!!!!!

This is a post for one specific person who sends me NGL messages on a semi regular basis asking if one of my friends is single and a. it’s none of your fucking business and b. she wouldn’t be seen dead with a baby who has to anonymously message someone else to ask about her. Grow up.

A man on this programme just said with a completely straight face “he was known as Britain’s Tallest Burglar, at 7’3””

It’s a bizarre thing, and I say this as someone who has felt uncomfortable on occasion when glee is expressed at someone’s death, that as soon as someone dies we’re meant to be respectful. They’re dead! We’re posting on social media not at their funeral in front of grieving relatives!

Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.

My mutuals x

I’m watching a Donal McIntyre fronted true crime programme and all the cops are from Massachusetts and I’m like “say more words with A in them!!!” Or indeed, words like “more”. Delightful accent.

A lot of people today talking about an awful person who died but i want to make everyone aware of a good person who died: Northern Irish comedian Jimmy Cricket, who you should all look up if you don’t know. 10/10 all around wife guy, dad, granddad, and just a generally solid person

Short of eating a teaspoon of raw salt, these are the saltiest things you can put in your mouth.

Sorry to brag but it’s raining in Dublin

Oh no, terrible news from the Grim Reaper. Anyway, how’s everyone’s day going?

Streets will never forget Uncle Nørgaard 🫡

Who am I to believe, you or my brain??

Leen McBeans@leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 3d ago

Just checked with everyone you know and no one is mad at you