Schnuff

@divnolid.bsky.social

grown adult + he/it/she a thing of some sorts I like louimar I guess social media scares me :( english isn't my first language and gets worse the more nervous I am 😥 ask me about my AUs (or other stuff) https://schnuffel.straw.page/

president gets divorced, drowns his sorrows in failed attempts hitting up girls at the bar, resorts to online dating, gets into a long distance relationship, whole game makes fun of him for falling for a supposed scam, it turns out the relationship was real and the joke is on us for doubting him

-and whatever bootleg version of me would fall into the trope of a gender ambiguous little maniac weirdo that shows up in anime every now and then it could work. see. it could work!!!

- and it would be a funny callback to the mails in pik2 plus it could be like a "will they wont they" thing but instead of eventual romance its if chacho is getting scammed by a fake relationship lmao (the reveal that the relationship is genuine would be the twist/punchline)-

hes already on the brink of divorce he seems eager to run from his problems and hes shown to be very impulsive plus he strikes me as the type of man who thinks he can pull someone younger than him (he can) an arc about this guy getting an online long distance partner would be comedic genius-