Nothing makes me lose faith in humanity quite like reading the comments on System of a Down YouTube videos

WHY CAN I BOOK AN IN-PERSON APPOINTMENT FOR SERVICE ONTARIO ONLINE BUT I HAVE TO BOOK A VIRTUAL APPOINTMENT OVER THE PHONE

salem@dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I am begging some anti-hero hacker with a passion for graphic design to guerrilla redesign the Canadian government website so that maybe it can finally be possible to navigate for basic tasks

Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4

Had a dream that there was a popular new app that gamified writing only positive posts and comments online. Players got rewarded cool stuff the longer they went without a cryptic and passive aggressive tweet or engaging in a fight online

So a sword appeared in my path last night, and clearly this can only mean that I'm the chosen hero of destined destiny. Finally, 12 year old me is vindicated!

I am remembering with horror the time I ordered a latte in Los Angeles with my Canadian accent and BOTH of the baristas stopped what they were doing to stare at me and go "A what?"

My notifications have been bonkers. Thank you Swan Boy fans 😭 The healthiest fan base

salem@dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · last mo.

@bransonreese.bsky.social the cigarette is for show

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

mourning a future i was promised but could never have (a dog the size of clifford the big red dog)

I've been on a Rouge the Bat kick

Okay, I think the whole "gold star lesbian" thing is bogus (and I'm not one either way - there were a lot of casual encounters in the time period I'm bringing up) but I'm confused about how to describe my comphet phase. I thought they were cis men, later they were confirmed not to be. All of them!!

there are some days where you take your vyvanse at 9 pm and play tetris for three and a half hours. and in the end, you are not any better at tetris

I have been having only stress dreams for the last three or four nights in a row and I absolutely consider last night's dream where Ariana Grande did a modernized cover of Butterfly by Smile. dk and it became a top 40 hit one of them

a funny lil bridge kids commission for a friend

I am begging some anti-hero hacker with a passion for graphic design to guerrilla redesign the Canadian government website so that maybe it can finally be possible to navigate for basic tasks

My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 2mo ago

ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage

If ur 30 or 40 years old and ur circle doesn't fw Swan Boy get a different circle. Ur network is ur net worth

Dreamboat 💘 Branny@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them

Sure, and the United States of America is now the United States of MY ASSHOLE

I don't know where this recent discourse came from, but Canadians did the 1800s White House arson. Just like Americans did the Boston Tea Party. Yes, they were British people. Yes, the land for those countries hadn't been totally colonized yet. Yes, both of them.

By some miracle I drew this after having a seizure last week. Artist's rendition of my weekend in recovery, in my cat's fave position: ass to ass

PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE! My fiancee got bottom surgery, and we're trying to recoup! It was all pretty rushed as she has a heart condition that will stop her from any procedures in the next 1-2 years, so we emptied our savings to get it done. (more in replies!) fundrazr.com/72llnf

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PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE! My fiancee got bottom surgery, and we're trying to recoup! It was all pretty rushed as she has a heart condition that will stop her from any procedures in the next 1-2 years, so we emptied our savings to get it done. (more in replies!) fundrazr.com/72llnf

Help us financially recover from Vesper's bottom surgery!

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‼️‼️I'M BEGGING YOU TO STOP SCROLLING, MY LIFE IS AT STAKE‼️‼️ I HAVE TO AFFORD A MEDICATION MY LIFE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON. NOBODY IS BOOSTING MY POSTS ABOUT IT. NO DONATIONS ARE COMING IN. I JUST WANT TO SURVIVE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. PLEASE. IF YOU SEE THIS. BOOST THIS. QUOTE REPOST THIS. ANYTHING. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

$600 NEEDED IMMEDIATELY, REPOST PINNED@irisposting.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hi, I need to start raising funds for my other uninsured meds that are due 8/24 On top of this, my birthday is on the 26th. I'd love to be able to at least have a nice birthday dinner that I don't have to cook for myself. It's been a rough, ROUGH year. paypal.me/cjmcwillams vm areanynamesopen

Realizing there's a lot of stuff I haven't posted on here. This is what I imagine went down in Stardew Valley after that one scene with Abigail

“True Crime” abstract acrylic on 20”x20” canvas.

My cat, of all things, is allergic to PEAS Do you know what commonly has a very surprising amount of peas in it? FOOD FOR CATS

Post your lock screen

Xaq@xaq.bsky.social · 3mo ago

No cheating, post your lock screen

This is ... horrific

Lady Luddite (KJ Colt)@moistenedtart.bsky.social · 3mo ago

futurism.com/artificial-i... Excuse me while I go cry