i don’t even know what the call her daddy podcast is but there is an excerpt about a package you get post-abortion detailing a haemorrhage and now im back in 2024 feeling like ~that~ again
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second time accidental deletion 😭😭 board certified doctor (of math), local existence verifiable by Picard-Lindelöf 📍🥐🚬🐀
idk why but i think klien/11 is the catalyst for the world returning back to order. ai bubble pops this week inshallah
whenever i ask the universe for something (chinese gf) it doubles it and gives it to NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang
can’t believe future has a song about the fact that while he was cheating he was thinking about his partner the whole time like 😭😭 wrap it up dude
many of you don’t know this (all of you already know because i have been posting about this) but im going on a long hike next weekend to argentina and then i am getting on a ship to the south pole where trust i will befriend a penguin and possibly even a polar bear
for christmas this year my evil situationship from summer 2024 is buying me a year long subscription to the Linux Weekly Newsletter
oh my god how hard is it to find a fucking job that isn’t just training ai
chicken and potato for dinner like i am a dad in a book about a lower middle class family
i can’t believe i live in paris france and i am making the choice to spend thanksgiving in antarctica
i love listening to evil man music at 5:30 in the morning
honestly i don’t give a cuck about anything as long as these bitches love me
there was a time in my life where i felt peer pressure to drink and do drugs and now i feel peer pressured to apply for cnrs competitions and learn chinese
guys i am sorry i cant post my costume because i went and protested in it and i technically wasn’t supposed to do that 🥰
you guys don’t understand the concept of taking a train back from a wonderful conference with new friends (and some old friends) and then continuing to hang out. mind you the continuation of the hangout is in paris. at the louvre. at night.
we’re imagining your ugly mirror selfies in your ugly outfits to help us hit the targets btw 🥰
ok so maybe showing them a picture of my ugly ass ex did not help my argument but that is truly a OUTLIER (spoiler alert: he somehow got even uglier after losing weight?)
doctor parameter handler@djmansib.bsky.social · 2w agomy beautiful gay italian friend is showing me a picture of the hottest guy at his workplace and i am happy to report that there exists at least one person with worse taste in men than me
my beautiful gay italian friend is showing me a picture of the hottest guy at his workplace and i am happy to report that there exists at least one person with worse taste in men than me
i hate that the “ok !” doesn’t really work when i am talking to latin language speakers for them it’s just “ok!” and not “ok !”
sometimes i just see a man and it pisses me off
this conference has made me want to apply for tenure track professorship, be italian and learn Chinese
guys i had a good conference and i met italian people
my chinese friend asked me if I (as a person of burger expertise) have any opinions on this
Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle@dytsras.bsky.social · 2w agoYou had to be there. I wouldnt eat one now, but I used to smash these like 15 years ago lol. That was also when 4 Lokos had the caffeine in them. crazy times
