FUCK I ALREADY DID AN INVISIBILITY POTION EPISODE FUUUUUUUUUCK DUDE

Donkey Kong Country Episodes@dkepisodes.bsky.social · last mo.

S8E2 "The Invisible Mandrill" - Cranky invents an invisibility potion or some shit SONGS: "You People Don't Know How Fucking Hard It Is To Come Up With These Title Puns", "I Can't See My Dick"

S8E2 "The Invisible Mandrill" - Cranky invents an invisibility potion or some shit SONGS: "You People Don't Know How Fucking Hard It Is To Come Up With These Title Puns", "I Can't See My Dick"

S14E3 "My Fair Dixie" - D.K. and Dixie discover their shared passion for musicals and start co-writing a stage play. Egos clash, however, when D.K. insists on having the characters get their clothes blown off by explosions in every scene. SONGS: "Gunpowder and Shame", "Gotta Hide This Bomb"

i found an abandoned unfinished leo luster remix on my hard drive from 2018 and i wanted to use it for something so i made a bluster kong edit

S25E26 "Brother, Can You Spare A Banana Coin?" - Static images of the residents of Kongo Bongo appear on a dark red background while scrolling text urges to viewer to call a phone number and donate. SONGS: "Donkey Kong Country OST - Game Over"

S8E14 "Sign of the Slimes" - After eating pink slime from the fridge, D.K. has a vision of Inca Dinca Du devouring every Kong's soul. Inca confirms this vision is prophetic after D.K. confronts him, but buys D.K.'s silence by restoring his foreskin. SONGS: "Inca, Is It True?"

S11E11 "Dances with Monkeys" - Bluster Kong, spiritually deadened by his life as a capitalist, goes on a retreat and trips on ayahuasca. He returns with a new zest for life and steals Diddy's testicles, believing them to be the key to sexual immortality. SONGS: "I Don't Even Get Any Dude, Come On"

S10E5 "The Just-Ape League" - D.K. makes a wish on a shooting star that gives everyone on Kongo Bongo super powers! Diddy gets the power to change his ethnicity at will and ruins it for everyone. SONGS: "The Just-Ape League Theme Song", "The Slurs I Can Say"

S9E1 "Diddy Rides Again" - D.K. imagines Kongo Bongo as an old west town to keep his mind off the fact his dick is stuck in a towel wringer. He imagines King K. Rool having a little handlebar moustache. SONGS: "When Diddy Rode To Town", "K.Rool the Kid"

S6E7 "Cranky is Driving Into Oncoming Traffic" - Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh god oh shit SONGS: banana

S4E11 "Handstand By Me" - When cousin Lanky Kong visits Kongo Bongo, D.K, Diddy, and Cranky must overcome their prejudice against whatever the hell he has going on. SONGS: Lanky farting to the tune of Pachelbel's Canon in D for entirely too long

S1E46 "Hooked on a Peel-ing" - After D.K. eats his millionth banana, the Banana Fairy Princess appears and informs him that he has contracted leukemia. SONGS - "M-M-M I Love Bananas", "Fuck It I Still Love Bananas"

S12E19 "Kong-ing to America" - When Dixie is abducted into the pet monkey trade and sold to a white rapper in Arkansas, she must embark on a spiritual journey to unlock the power to rip his face off. SONGS: "My Truck (radio edit)", "Back on Kongo Bongo"

S3E13 "Barrel Blast From The Past, Pt. 2" - Diddy and D.K. must escape from King Koopa's insipid fucking mini-golf themed castle. Meanwhile, Mario introduces the concept of life insurance to the cavepeople in an attempt to profit off Oogtar's death. SONGS: "All Hail Kong" (cover by Nine Inch Nails)

“I don't like rap so I instictively pressed the button to skip the DK rap when the DK rap started up. However, in its place was DEATH METAL”

S2E2 "Ape-tastic Voyage" - When Diddy accidentally swallows his lucky peanut, Cranky invents a shrinking potion so D.K. can enter his body and retrieve it. Unfortunately, all three are run over by a semitruck made of venomous snakes. SONGS: "Diddy Choking Beatbox", "Diddy Blood Coagulation Beatbox"

S14E22 "Five Nights at Inca's" - Bluster opens an arcade and pizza restaurant in Inca Dinka Du's temple and convinces guests that Inca is a highly advanced animatronic. Enraged by Bluster's insolence, Inca donates 300,000 bananas to the US Republican party. SONGS: "Bite of Inca-7"

S7E7 "Kong-a Chameleon" - Cranky invents a potion that turns D.K. invisible so he can spy on the Kremlings. After witnessing K. Rool and Klump's kinky roleplay session, D.K.'s sexuality gets a lot more complicated than he once thought. SONGS: "See Through Me", "Candy's A Homophobe (That's Bad)"

S19E2 "Maqaque to the Future" - D.K. and Diddy take Cranky's new time machine for a joyride and end up stuck 50 years in the past. With the help of a younger, cooler Cranky, they manage to become horribly addicted to cigarettes and way more racist. SONGS: [REMOVED FROM SUBSEQUENT AIRINGS]

S5E9 "Leo Luster Returns" - Bluster asks Cranky to hypnotize him in an attempt to revive his Leo Luster persona. However, he is instead hypnotized to appear on Funky's podcast and discuss his most obscene fetishes. SONGS: 3 minutes of characters dancing to audio of someone pissing into an oil drum

S5E14 "Sleepless in Kongo Bongo" - when D.K. is having trouble staying awake to guard the Crystal Coconut, Diddy Kong helps by spiking his drink with LSD and repeatedly screaming "the locusts are coming" in juggalo makeup at the peak of D.K.'s trip. SONGS: a cover of I.C.P.'s "Miracles"

S1E9a "Rashō-Kong" - when Funky Kong returns to find his favorite surfboard ruined, each resident of Kongo Bongo presents a retelling of how it happened. Dixie Kong's flashback is 3 uninterrupted minutes of Diddy Kong going through a wood chipper. SONGS: "The Banana Soup Song"

S10E3 "99 Red Baboons" - After mistaking Krusha's lost balloon for a Sukhoi SU-35 fighter jet, the Kongs deploy white phosphorus on Crocodile Isle. Bluster Kong uses his profits from the operation to renovate his bathroom. SONGS: "Kremling Barbeque", "The U.N. Can't Touch Me"

S4E21 "A Street-Kong Named Desire" - scorned after Donkey Kong gives her a birthday present a day early, Candy Kong tricks D.K. into pouring liquid nitrogen into his eyes. SONGS: "Oh God, I Can Feel It In My Brain", "Gotta Grab The Coconut"

S3E12 "Barrel Blast From The Past, Pt. 1" - After falling through a warp pipe into Dinosaur Land, D.K. and Diddy are revered by the cave people as three-dimensional gods. Luigi bashes Oogtar's head in as a blood sacrifice. SONGS: "All Hail Kong" (four variations)

S5E55 "It's Not Easy Being Mean" - King K. Rool spends a day with Dixie Kong and realizes that the Kongs and Kremlings aren't so different after all. A disgruntled monarchist later blows K. Rool's face off with a .44 magnum. SONGS: "Have A Banana", "The Headless K. Rool Blues"

S4E7a "A Mod-ape Proposal" - All the barrels from the barrel factory are filled with dead babies and no one even cares. SONGS: "Have You Guys Noticed This Banana Kinda Looks Phallic"

S5E22 "In A New Donk Minute" - Diddy Kong challenges Funky Kong to perform a "radically epic stunt", kicking off the slow and embarrassing decline of the Metro Kingdom over the course of the next century. SONGS: "Watch Out, Dude!" "The Morning Freedom Cried"