Darren Leathley

@dmleathley.bsky.social

-2005: Leeds 2005-: Dublin Films, music, crosswords, #CalendarMaths, swimming, #lufc, stuff - may contain puns. Professional data wrangler. Amateur cat wrangler. Not fitting every concern into CHAR(300). Not an owl.

SWIM REPORT: OLYMPIASTADION 40 lengths / 2km / 1.24 miles 50m pool! Very busy Two lanes in half the pool, chaos in the rest (a booming ARSCHLOCH! could be heard from the opposite end) Despite this, quite manageable - once I'd moved into the faster lane, away from Germany's slowest swimmers

Me, after swim, outside the entrance to the Olympic Stadium in Berlin - the open air pool was around the side
Behind me are two large pillars with the Olympic rings strung between

There's a heartwarming story, in @seamas.bsky.social ' best-selling memoir "Did Ye Hear Mammy Died?" (available in all good, and many mediocre, bookshops) where Séamas is forgotten at Mass, and we only realised we'd lost him because we'd also lost another sibling, who we returned to collect.

We go on holiday in a couple of weeks and our finances are currently sub-optimal so I’m opening up ten Silly Little Guy slots. Usual rules apply: ⭐️ No portraits ⭐️ £30 each (via PayPal) ⭐️ Just simple silly guys My DMs are open! As ever, any and all shares are appreciated x

Sixteen assorted avi doodles or things ranging from a frog riding a slug to a koala levitating on its own farts, via a happy taco and a dog eating a slice of pizza