every time I turn my hob on at the switch, it flashes a set of numbers on the level indicators, and all I can think of is "AHA! You can't trick me, there's software in there"

announcing: picodevil, my new tool for livecoding visuals by chopping up video with patterns picodevil.com

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picodevil is here to help you livecode visuals! let's chop up some videos with patterns!

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It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming! bayeux's coming home

Happy "thought this was a rabbit" day to anybody celebrating!

To anybody doubting that global warming is real: shitty winter wonderland seasons starts in june now

Matthew Garrett@mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · last mo.

Everything about the America 250 State Fair thing is giving me incredible angry looking parents complaining that they've just spent 25 quid to take their children into a field containing a single donkey and an unhappy teenager in an elf hat vibes

FUCK

🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸@dean-tane.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ENOUGH

Hey so you ever go in intentionally trying to make something fucked up looking and then accidentally fuck it up more but it works because the joke just keep building? Anyway here's the cross stitch I did. #art #crossstitch #crossstitching

It turns out the vintage French poster for the movie Cruising I bought at auction was WAY bigger than I assumed it was.

I stand with trans and non binary people. This is a difficult and scary time - and the Govenrment must reject the framework. It's vital that everyone is treated with dignity and care and far too often trans and non binary people aren't. Solidarity always 🏳️‍⚧️

If this post accurately describes you, you may enjoy the Steam Controller:

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

There's a nice compromise between abject teetotalism and getting sloshed in the lobby. We don't ban drinking on the parliamentary estate, but we put breathalyzer results into the hansard

The new excuse for why so many MPs smell of alcohol is they have no agency or involvement in passing legislation and aren’t actually representing their constituencies, but rather rubber-stamping whatever the party whips tell them to. That doesn’t explain why they drink on the job, also this is worse

The News Agents@thenewsagents.co.uk · 3mo ago

"No one votes the wrong way because they've had a pint of bitter or a glass of wine," says Jon Sopel. "They're told by the whips if they are voting for, or voting against." Alcohol for MPs in the House of Commons – yes or no? www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/shou...

A bit over two years after starting to work on it... Go is officially FIPS 140-3 certified 💥 csrc.nist.gov/projects/cry... I am pretty confident Go is now one of the most—if not the most—seamless and complete FIPS 140-3 compliance solutions... with a single env var, out of the box.

All you have to know about this game is that even the world hub is too hard.

Thinky Games@thinkygames.com · 4mo ago

Happy 10th Birthday to Stephen's Sausage Roll! 🎉

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out

The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

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Peter Hungary is his new name, just like how the president of FIFA is named Johnny Baby

Having Tom Landry's Hat Money for a single second in your life will change everything about you

this what driving a 15 year old bmw feels like

Utterly destroyed by telling a younger friend about MST3K and their response was "This would have done numbers on dropout"

This is incredibly cool www.crowdsupply.com/baochip/daba...

BIO - The Bao I/O Co-Processor

BIO is the I/O co-processor in the Baochip-1x. In this update, I’ll talk about the origins of the BIO, starting by working through a detailed study of the Raspberry Pi PIO as a reference before diving...

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lmao: "Harris accused Altman of being the 'Goebbels of the Trump administration.' But on Tuesday, Harris [ . . . ] told us by email: 'It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should've said Friedrich Flick.'"

Page Six@pagesix.com · 5mo ago

Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI’s Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party

Watched the elvis concert movie yesterday and I have to say: Stop Making Sense, undefeated heavyweight champion of the world

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

This is a great video about the pitfalls of filming CRTs www.youtube.com/watch?v=qicQ...

Filming Video: CRTs On Set

YouTube video by Cathode Ray Dude - CRD

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gf had to record a video for work and I could tell the panic she was having as I pulled out the toolbox with $500s worth of rigging before going "put your laptop on top of this, it'll give you a better eye line"

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