DocJade

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I make factorio YouTube videos. EN/TOK https://docjade.com/ o toki tawa mi a!

"Hey comcast you billed me 10 extra bucks this month for no reason" "Ah shit, you caught us. I'll fix that. Also would you like to enroll in our phone plan? How about Peacock plus?" I know this is your job as a service rep, but by god i am going to grind you into a fine paste!!! shut up!!!!!!

Writing Rust ```rust let previous = ... // ... // start typing previous pre ``` Rust analzyer: Did you mean `_mm256_permutevar8x32_epi32`? ...no i dont think i did but thanks

having this amazing issue with davinci resolve where it randomly commits 100+ gigs of virtual memory, completely exhausting window's virtual memory pool, which crashes it, and nearly everything else on the computer from OOM exceptions send help

Trying to pull apart this rotisserie chicken, feels like I'm killing it Even though it's obviously already dead but you know what I mean

windows crashing so much with weird driver interactions that legit im gonna need to switch to linux if i wanna get anything done

We live in a world so enshittified that I can't even set a damned timer with my phone anymore with a voice assistant We killed Google assistant and for what? For Gemini to hallucinate setting a timer?????????? We all live in hell.

After a week of experimentation, I'm proud to announce that you can cover up the taste of burnt French press coffee if you have enough creamer

North sentinel Island actually has pretty good OpSec, they could be a week away from nuclear weapons and we would never know

While I was in Japan I saw this Netgear switch for $3 at a Hard-Off and brought it all the way back to the States just because I thought it was funny (along with five ThinkPads) The network switch that I usually use let out the magic smoke yesterday, so now I get to actually use it lol...

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Apparently drink sizes at Sonic are based off of the number you say, and I forgot that 44 was the size and not the style Confused the poor worker when I asked for a Route 67 Strawberry Limeade

i've been training myself to reflexively do the hand motions whenever 67 is said to the point where i dropped my phone this morning