doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
im three deers beep 📍Location: hell’s Ass
today is my birthday which officially means that everyone on bluesky is 39 years old
We need a group calendar for everyone’s birthday
Big Bad Booty Daddy@bamaslymm.blacksky.app · yesterdayIs everybody birthday in August???
this handsome man passed earlier this year. i have an entire folder of him blepping like this
smoking that shit that makes you shit your organs and your ass out of your ass
wow fred guttenberg wound up being a giant piece of shit
it’s all over for us once gen Z discovers the Alan Parsons Project
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Downplay a book or movie: The Grapes of Agitation
Wile E. Peyote@niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 5d agoDownplay a book or movie: Dwarfs Could Have Started Even Smaller
I inadvertently got “We Want a Rock” by They Might Be Giants stuck in my head two weeks ago and it’s been banging around in my head ever since and I desperately need someone to put me out of misery
smoking that shit that makes you shit your organs and your ass out of your ass
got weekend plans? i'll be draining the lymphomatic fluids from my jowls
going to sleep with the hope that I wake up as jessica henwick
just learned that pineapple is an anagram of philadelphia. It works try it
chat is it normal for my forehead to feel like it could be cracked like a knuckle
“maybe it’ll happen today” except it’s “maybe it happened yesterday”
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last wk.Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is demanding Mitch McConnell prove he can still serve or resign after 43 days away from the Senate.
what am I supposed to do, send pepper spray drones at the 30-50 feral hogs that run through my yard??
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · last wk.The US will try anything but gun control
