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But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
1 like = 1 lie about something
Let’s do it. 1 like = 1 lie about me
Partnering with Panda Express to put my posts in their fortune cookies.
every 4 months i forget this is impossible and spent an hour trying to make skyfeed give me a feed that includes reposts from a list
something that i’ve wanted as a bluesky feature for a while (but maybe it exists and i just haven’t figured out how to get it): you can make lists or feeds of users, but you don’t see what they reskeet. this is as it should be, but it would be nice to have a list+ feature that includes those posts.
All the same reasons they should have withheld their votes for past budgets remain operative. But this surrender is even worse. www.offmessage.net/p/senate-dem...
james carville has passed away. he was discovered simmering in a traditional bayou crawdad boil. he is survived by his menagerie of gators and tulane apparel.
And I couldn’t help but wonder - if I maintained 30 fraudulent accounts of my own, would Chase Bank notice ME????
james carville has passed away. he was discovered simmering in a traditional bayou crawdad boil. he is survived by his menagerie of gators and tulane apparel.
mcmorrow can still win this if mike pence has the courage
what did she propose, noah, a tax on dating your anime body pillow?
voting republican to pwn leftists on twitter
love how common “your dumb joke has been yes-anded by a professor of international relations” is on here
put wheels on Peter Parker you cowards
wrestler name: will “the piano” forte
May is fresh and beautiful and dumb as a box of hammers August is smarter, but she sometimes forgets to feed the pets September is serious December is old and wise February is a methodical sadist* *source: Canadian
i think that we can all agree that august is the stupidest month. not the worst, just the stupidest. like an ernest movie. or a coke freestyle machine.
Occasionally a customer will take a little longer to convince, but the fluff cone with black raspberry chip really does have wide appeal.
ask not for whom the unc chops. he chops for thee.
i demand that hollywood release a “historically-accurate” version of spider-man
I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."
“Dr. Rasmussen? I did the [drake equation] math, and I don’t think we’re supposed to be here 😕” — concerned student this morning
i think that we can all agree that august is the stupidest month. not the worst, just the stupidest. like an ernest movie. or a coke freestyle machine.
babadook implies the existence of babaviscount, babamarquess, babaearl, and so on
reaction to this is crazy to me. 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 should leave algorithmic, link-suppressing hellsites. i want all sorts of losers i would never follow or converse with on bluesky 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥. the whole 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 of this place is that you can ignore stuff you don’t like!
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
overnighting some old bay flavor-blasted lexapro to my maryland pals
Fire the O’s into the sun
daulton varsho has been traded to cloud city for 30 units of blue milk and two droids to be named later
Daulton Varsho to Astros
overnighting some old bay flavor-blasted lexapro to my maryland pals
Fire the O’s into the sun