I will do it. I will save Venice.

The Pines@thepines.bsky.social · 2h ago

So apparently Venice is being overrun by blue crabs but it's not part of traditional Venetian cuisine so no one wants to eat or use them which is fucked up because blue crab is absolutely delicious! Huge missed opportunity here people of Venice! youtu.be/QrZvHLUTUiM?...

DOGSDADBOD PLANS MAURA TIERNEY ORGASM POWERED BY HIS HUMANOID DONG

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h ago

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

The casting will be fine. Maybe make the movies snarf less hog shit instead.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 12h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Imagine a first lady with a name like "Usha"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8h ago

JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "

This Thursday, SpaceX insiders will be released from their first post-IPO stock lockup and can cash out early. As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.

Hey, why not, dog got me up at 3:30 to poop and get stalked by a pair of foxes

Lane Stellmaker@hipcrimevocab.net · 16h ago

I’ll do this too (h/t @sarahday.org)

My document to me when trying to change the kerning and spacing on an imported 2002 Wordperfect template

Is This Hell? 🏳️‍🌈@wattle.bsky.social · 14h ago

I've outlived more formats than I care to recall

The Downward Spiral, NIN Hard Boiled (1992) (3) Star Wars Trilogy (infinity) Final Fantasy Tactics (3-4) WWF No Mercy (N64) (2-3) Near Dark (2) Tales from the Crypt: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas (audio CD) (2) (just wanted to shout this out) Changesbowie (audio CD/LP) (3) ABBA Gold (3?)

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w ago

Name physical media you purchased more than once.

I'll give you the opposite, my least favorite: Literally every needle-drop in the streaming show "Paradise" is utter dogshit.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 23h ago

Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.

We really need to stop speaking in oblique nonsense sentences like this.

Barb McQuade@barbmcquade.bsky.social · 22h ago

GOP senators have lost the plot.

Shut down all the book compactors on the detective level!

alix e. harrow@alixeharrow.bsky.social · 23h ago

i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys

"Powerful" so open to interpretation. Maybe Final Fantasy VI Or a point and click Sierra game like Quest for Glory b/c I could figure out the puzzles and advance the games so much easier than my friends

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 22h ago

Name the first videogame that made you feel truly powerful.

More like Michael Lumbar Strain

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 22h ago

Republican Wins Republican Primary no fuckin shit?

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 22h ago

President Trump-backed U.S. Rep. John McGuire won his party’s nomination Tuesday in Virginia’s 5th Congressional District.

Oasis's "Fucking in the Bushes" at the end of Snatch is pretty fuckin great

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 23h ago

Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.

Probably thinks Shannon Hamilton was related to Edith Hamilton, fuckin dummy

Niko Stratis@nikostratis.com · yesterday

Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats

Anthology? Impossible to choose between: Cat's Eye Creepshow Trick 'r Treat

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 23h ago

Name your fav anthology/portmanteau horror film.

Woe be unto he who mars the character of dearest sweetest angel Amanda Bearse

FANGORIA@fangoria.bsky.social · yesterday

With an extended ending and characters less likable than their onscreen counterparts, the FRIGHT NIGHT novelization features enough changes to make it worth the read.

Also a position taken by pedophiles and other child rapists

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Sen. Husted won't call for Rep. Max Miller to withdraw from running for reelection despite abuse horrible allegations: "Let's focus on letting them sort through this on a family level"

I also get Pierre's newsletter

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 2d ago

Shout out to the PR guy who sends me a weekly PR pitch about how South Dakota is doing as a state.

Weird, my list only has one item, which is "Reign of Terror, but in reverse"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Bessent on his note at the cabinet meeting, which was photographed, that said "buy 5 to 10 billion" of yen: "I wanted to make sure all the reporters looking over my shoulder also knew the symbol JPY for the yen. The rest of the list was 'have lunch with the Supreme Leader, play tennis with Putin.'"

With depleted munitions

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Bessent: "We've seen President Trump last week threaten what would have been the largest military campaign since World War 2 against the Iranians, and now because of that we are in talks with the Iranians. I think there's a chance we may have a deal today or tomorrow to open the strait."

Tom was instantly my favorite member of The State when they first hit MTV, and I think that my early-adopter commitment has paid extraordinary dividends for the past 33 years.

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · yesterday

The vision board of a failed hotelier who has just invested heavily in a car dealership

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

my very obvious observation about the odyssey is if you spend your whole life getting somewhere all that matters is the journey.

Except for that magical space in NYC from which Fox News broadcasts. And that magical place in NYC where Trump Tower stands. And all those magical places in NYC where Republicans have their private clubs. And those magical restaurants where Rudy smokes cigars and sharts all night long.

Comfortably Numb@numb.comfortab.ly · 2d ago

I am almost sure he believes this. This imbecile has lived in the Fox News Cinematic Universe for the past two decades, where all major blue cities were razed to the ground.

Well yeah, considering how many reporters do both

Josh Sternberg@joshsternberg.com · 2d ago

There are 7 PR people for every journalist in the US. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

I thought Biden depleted our stockpiles tho

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d ago

Is this an “Iran is begging for a deal” day, or an “I’m going to bomb them at levels not seen since WWII” day? Sometimes it can be hard to keep up.

So what you’re saying is that on [counts off days] FRIday…I’ll be [parses, interprets subtext, gets it] in…love?

Libra Horoscope@libra.astrolis.com · 3d ago

♎️ After last week's Full Moon in a playful and creative part of your chart and now starting the week with the Moon moving through your relationship sector from Monday to Wednesday, you are perfectly placed to get the most out of Venus, the planet of love's final days in a reflective part of your ...

And in ten seconds they'll call you a communist pedophile illegal with this photo in the background. But, no, I'm sure you changed fascist hearts and minds, great use of your time.

Ro Khanna@rokhanna.bsky.social · 3d ago

I shared on Fox that I am for Economic Patriotism with a national mission to build the economy of the future that delivers prosperity for every American in every community—not to enrich a few billionaires in a few places. America's next New Deal! www.foxnews.com/video/640263...