"I forgot about how it feels after the ten coffee drinks wears off. Nobody ask me to do anything..."
@xuetaotie.bsky.social, I asked your father for permission to marry you. He said no.
“Since you insist on permission… may I have your blessing to marry your son?”
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 8mo ago“Dragons who want to marry my son absolutely need my permission.”
Smiles. “Dragons do not ask for permission.”
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 8mo agoHis eyes immediately fill with anger. “You will do no such thing!”
I approve of my uncles dating and being happy! You can have weddings in my peach blossom grove, if you want! I also approve of being flown away with by hot dragons named Qing.
He couldn’t help but let out a low chuckle. “Yes, I’m that dragon—the one who’s going to fly away with your son and marry him.”
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 9mo ago“I know you…” his eyes narrow. “You’re that dragon trying to fly off with my son!”
Is live streaming on his 21st century iPhone 17 for gluttony to watch. (In ancient China with a phone. Comical)
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 9mo agoFloats down from the tree in dramatic wuxia fashion. “You know who I am.”
Tilts his head as he watches him descend. “I… know you?”
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 9mo agoFloats down from the tree in dramatic wuxia fashion. “You know who I am.”
Stops and glances up, pointing at himself. “Me?”
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 9mo agoHis eyes shoot open and he stands quickly on the branch. “You!”
𝒫𝓁𝓊𝓂 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝓎𝓂𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒫𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝓎𝓂𝒷𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽, 𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓌𝒶𝓁, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓉𝒽. 🌸🌸
Kidnaps @qinglongshen.bsky.social to the owl cafe.
He walks past, unaware that this is one of Bie Xi Bo’s parent.
Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 9mo agoDa-Ge is back! Which means I can go back to Er-Ge stuff! Oh, trees… I’ve missed you…
I want to kidnap him, but my mother would scold me, tell my father, and I’d be in so much trouble.
I want to keep @xuetaotie.bsky.social close, spoil him endlessly, and make him my wife.
The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect
Today, I was asked if I could hurry up and marry Uncle Xuannie's brother so that the twins can have a tall gege to take them to the festival. I told them to ask @qinglongshen.bsky.social about it, so we'll see how that goes.
I have to admit, my brother-in-law is pretty.
⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 11mo agoTo match, I found a picture of Slothy Didi as a fluffy thing
Here’s a picture of my San-Di — the mighty dragon disguised as a fluffy farm animal.
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