Just Don't Shoot The Dog
@dontshootthedog.bsky.social
Never-Trumper even before that damnable escalator ride. Recovered (former) Texan. #adoptDontShop #86-47 #loveIsLove #BakingIsMyJam #abolishICE #eatTheRich #AmericaHasTooManyVillainaires #UnionYES #electMoreWomen #bringBackEmpathy #prosecuteALLThePedophiles
What should the world do about the ever-expanding group of greedy TechBro Villainaire overlords acquiring and disproportionately consuming our Mother Earth's precious resources!? Artist Kirsten Morey has some excellent ideas:
Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog.bsky.social · 2w agoSpeaking of lettering, wouldn't it be nifty if Bluesky gave you the ability to use different fonts in your skeets? Default operating system fonts are sooo plebeian. I mean, come ON now! @support.bsky.team, you've got until 9/1 to git er dun; it's not often I ask for a new deliverable! @bsky.app
Nate Piekos of Blambot@blambot.bsky.social · 3w agoLetterer Appreciation Day is almost upon us! On September 1st, feel free to use this graphic to celebrate your favorite comic book letterers!
That's why they're grabbing money hand over fist rn and trying to shovel legislation through Congress so we'll have to take them to court (s-l-o-w) once sanity returns to our Fed. Gov. Their greed laser-focuses them, all those unscrupulous Techbro Villainaires are like horses with big blinders on.
Al Swearengen@al-swearengen.bsky.social · 3w agoThe crypto creeps think we can’t figure out ways to fuck them after Republicans lose? FAFO.
Holy shit balls, I sure miss Stephen Colbert. Every night. I miss him every night. 💔
Republicans protect their own. From the Fraudster-in-Chief -- all the way down -- none of them object to working with fellow criminals, especially if they stole from us peon human-capital-labor-type folks. If anything, TACO (FiC) probably admires him and regrets not getting in on the action.
Mac n Cheese@jamson4.bsky.social · last mo.Senator Rick Scott is the biggest fraud in the senate. Defrauded our very own Medicare system. Why is he still in office?
Athena is royally pissed, btw. Women's "equal rights" was never supposed to absolve men from being polite.
@billkittle.bsky.social · last mo.
x.com/theother_9/s.... This video was deleted yesterday from Twitter by Elon Musk. Retweet it widely 🙏
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Pay attention to the person standing on the left, wearing a suit and tie, listening to Trump's ravings and madness.
Josh Hawley wrote a book entitled “Manhood”. Who wrote the foreskin?
Thinks he's the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral. Oh, god, he's corpse bride. Explains the hands.
Same party that wants to execute people without trial for misdemeanors! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Someone asked how many dead Republican Senators does it take to unscrew a country. Let's try an iterative approach until we figure out the exact number. Let's prioritize in our ritualized invocations. Easy first: McConnell. Fetterman. Rubio and Markwayne Mullin (though he's a bit off-piste now.)
So now that LG has crossed over the rainbow bridge, is #47 looking for a new house pet? #adoptDontShop #tilTheyAllHaveHomes
Poor Pedo Prez. No one's coming to his jamboree. Alas and alack. 🤷♀️
Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog.bsky.social · 2mo agoDoesn't help it's ~100F this week in DC, and since originally it was built literally (**literally**) on swampland, the humidity is GRUESOME. All the rivers in that MD/VA/DC area always pump up the airborne moisture and breed MOSQUITOES as well as biting flies. Alas. whadaya gonna do?! STAY HOME!!
I keep asking... maybe wait 'til fall when they're all fattened up from eating all summer. Unfortunately, humans don't hibernate so we'll still see their greedy ambitions play out over the winter. Kristem Morey has the right idea.
Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog.bsky.social · 4mo agowhen do we get to eat them
Glad to see Dershowitz's name on the list. He seems to be constantly complaining he isn't invited to anything anymore.
DJT is a demonic shit golem. Shit is his superpower. He shits on everyone & everything. He makes shit up. He shits his pants. His mind is shit. Morals are shit. Makes people eat shit. He's got a shit-eating grin. He loves stirring shit up. He attracts shitty people. He spews & flings & smears shit.
I did this art today. It ties the Epstein Files together with the Kennedy Center and the Idiot in Chief.
Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein #Epstein Epstein Cartoon by @lincolnproject.us
Artists' statuses for performing at #47's big, dreadful "Freedom" bash. Subject to change.
Just Don't Shoot The Dog@dontshootthedog.bsky.social · 4mo agoHeroes: Bret Michaels, Martina McBride, Young MC, Morris Day and The Time, The Commodores, On-the-Fence: C+C Music Factory Milli Vanilli (some members say "huh?" or "NOPE!" but Fab Morvan said "YES!") Confirmed: Vanilla Ice Flo Rida Fab Morvan (part of Milli Vanilli) Expect updates!
I'm so glad I escaped Texas when I did. I'm a military brat, but Hill Country Texas was home. HOME. My family goes back generations -- even further if you include my Chiricahua Apache great-grandmother -- and I love my family in Del Rio, but they understand I won't be visiting anytime soon. Alas. 💔
