[client I need a nice big bowl [potter] how big? [client] oh, about a foot

Tuesday 6th October 2026: The LOTFW claims that “millions of barrels” of oil transited through me in recent days He added that the opposition's oil minister “just quit” & that he said ‘We have no economy, we have no oil, we have nothing" Your guess is as good as mine, but I'm still closed

Jensen is well Huang, and all the guys are NVidious.

Terrible things are happening throughout the world. America: Sportsball!

I`m not panicking.

PBS News@pbsnews.org · 2w ago

Tropical Storm Hanna formed Monday in the Atlantic Ocean and isn't threatening land, forecasters said. https://to.pbs.org/3TnUE6x

Astronomical autumnal equinox happening in 29 . . . 28 . . . 27

UPDATE: NASHVILLE Airport will officially be renamed after Dolly Parton 🎉 ✈️ ew.com/nashville-ai...

The tarantulas have been very quiet today.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost@alacritysshadow.bsky.social · last mo.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Incredibly well-made video. Nail-biting, fascinating, horrifying, overwhelming. I am so glad you are posting here Caolan. Thank you!

Caolan Robertson@caolanrob.bsky.social · last mo.

Another Ukrainian city is being wiped out while the world looks away. Kramatorsk: glide bombs & FPVs pound it daily, power workers risk their lives to keep the lights on, locals have fought since 2014. Russia is still advancing, slowly, but advancing. Full report: https://youtu.be/RQyclVmeuuY

Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Some small cars drove through a sewer pipe. (long before The Boring Company)

ᗰoggs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🕊️🇺🇦@moggsee.bsky.social · last mo.

Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A policeman relocates to the country, all for the greater good.

It appears that the Bluesky Firehose is sending a websocket ping frame immediately followed by a corrupt CBOR/CAR segment. This started a couple of weeks ago and happens quite frequently at the moment. Does anyone know why this is happening? #firehose #ping

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Dolly Sings The Carter Family Classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" (1976) Feat Emmylou & Linda

In 1976 on the Dolly show Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris & Linda Ronstadt sing the old Carter Family classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" this was the 1s...

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THIS! This is the America I know and love. This is why I moved here 🥹

Hugfree Bogart@disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This one always cracks me up. www.thesr71blackbird.com/Aircraft/Sto...

As a malignant narcissist, he really does believe Iran fears him. Such a weak, pathetic and embarrassing moron.

Eine kleina nachtmusik

If you love diesel powered two stroke engines, spare a thought for the Rootes Knocker . . .

Tuesday 14th July 2026: The Leader of the Free World & master strategist changed his mind & will not charge a toll for vessels to pass through me The opposition said that not a drop of oil will be allowed out because of attacks by the Leader of the Free World The shitshow continues & I am closed

“Verify your age” I had to unlearn pounds, shillings and pence.

Paulette Feeney ❌️👑@pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Verify your age" I have smoked on an airplane.

Three word horror story: Open other end.

Dr Audrey Glover@draudreyglover.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Three word horror story: Bite was venomous

One of my old favourites . . .

Irish Sailing Commentary (Hilarious)

You join us! For the 30th Olympiad and we're at The Sailing.:: HORN! ::Yep, there you can hear the Olympic horn being sounded.Signifies that there's only 4 m...

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If you’re interested in the architecture of the Obama Presidential Center, here’s an interesting video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=⋯

I am often asked “What, if push came to shove, is your favourite stile you have ever climbed over on a walk in the countryside?” and it’s always an easy question to answer, since there can only ever be one winner.

The upcoming G7 Summit in Évian-les-Bains, Haute-Savoie, France on Monday June 15th could prove to be quite interesting. If you know what I mean. Will Donald arrive on time for the start?

Friday 12th June 2026: The Leader of the Free World has said that a deal is very close. According to him, a deal has been "close" 39 times The Leader of the Free World called the opposing party's draft deal to end the war & open me “weak & pathetic” I am still closed (in case you were wondering)

Jet fuel is basically kerosene. The process of distilling crude oil/petroleum into kerosene, as well as other hydrocarbon compounds, was first written about in the ninth century by the Persian scholar Rāzi (or Rhazes). In his Kitab al-Asrar (Book of Secrets), 1/2

Read this thread if you need hope to continue the fight against Trump / MAGA fascism. Good for these judges!

Digital Warrior - Combat Disinfo@digitalwarrior.bsky.social · 4mo ago

1/ There’s a quiet army you probably haven’t heard about. Hundreds of retired federal judges, appointed by presidents of both parties, are coming off the sidelines to defend our courts and our democracy. What they’re doing should give you real hope. 🧵 #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

How about motocross on the White House lawns? Or Formula One? Something a bit more interesting.