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"“I’ll be blunt,” Gian Luca Clementi, an economics professor at NYU Stern School of Business, told Fortune. “This is insider trading by definition.” Because Trump owns roughly 41% of the company’s shares, he stands to directly profit from the new recurring revenue stream."

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"dream crime-fighting tool. But the tool had also given the chief, Michael Steffman, the power to silently monitor Bakely's life. By the time she understood what was happening, Steffman had looked up the tags for her and her teenage daughter roughly 600 times, according to Have I Been Flocked"

How rogue officers turned a nationwide camera network into a tool for stalking

JEFFERSON, Ga. - Marci Bakely couldn’t understand how her ex-boyfriend always seemed to know where she was. When she went to buy groceries or on a date or to the doctor, he’d text her about it, someti...

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Peristalsis is a condition which occurs when one listens to the music of Steve Perry. The falsetto vocals invoke a constriction of the sphincter muscles to a degree which inhibits defecation. This condition birthed the familiar phrase "I don't give a shit about Steve Perry".

"“If you are even slightly critical of us, we won’t just kill you — we’ll kill your fucking family, we’ll end your career,” one political operative quoted in the story said, describing the crypto lobby’s approach."

The “guerilla warrior” who taught OpenAI to fight

Chris Lehane crushed crypto’s enemies. Now the self-described “master of disaster” is deploying the same playbook to advance OpenAI’s interests

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"“I think crypto has an enormous potential to be able to do an awful lot of good things,” Lehane said. For example, he said, the industry has the opportunity to improve distributed economics and democracy thanks to some of its underlying technology, which can be [...], transparent and inclusive."

Chris Lehane: The SEC isn’t handling crypto regulation ‘strategically’ | TechCrunch

As developers turn their gears in the crypto world, regulatory uncertainty is casting a shadow over the work they’re doing.

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"I ran every article on the site through Pangram (the AI detector that credibly claims a near-zero false-positive rate). Of the 94 articles, 69% came back flagged as fully AI-generated, with another 28% flagged as partially AI-generated. Only three articles were classified as human-authored."

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"“As a cosponsor, I am honored to cosponsor this resolution that establishes clear, developmentally appropriate guidelines around screen time and the use of single-use devices in our schools to ensure a balanced approach to technology that helps our students learn, grow and thrive.”"

L.A. Unified Board Approves Board Member Nick Melvoin’s Resolution to Limit Student Screen Time

From the Office of Board Member Nick Melvoin, Board District 4

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"During the hearing, Paul threatened Fauci with “repercussions” for his refusal to respond to questions. But the politician may be limited in his options as it takes a full Senate vote to hold a witness in contempt and Republicans may not have enough votes on their own to pass such a resolution."

Under fire from Republican senators, Fauci takes the Fifth at COVID-19 hearing

Former top NIH official says Senator Rand Paul is trying to imprison him because of an “unhinged obsession”

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🚨 After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.

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A new AI model from Anthropic identified major cybersecurity weaknesses in more than a dozen popular Microsoft products, including Teams, Copilot and SharePoint. “The bug apocalypse has fully descended upon us,” said one cybersecurity expert.

Anthropic’s New AI Model Can Identify More Software Bugs Than Ever. Microsoft Is Struggling to Fix Them Fast Enough.

Anthropic’s Mythos has flagged bugs faster than Microsoft can fix them. Documents reviewed by ProPublica reveal the tech giant's “mad dash” behind the scenes to patch holes before hackers can find and...

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"The FAA proposes to "waive requirements of laws of the U.S. for a license or permit, after consultation with the head of the appropriate executive agency, when the requirement is not necessary to protect the public health and safety, safety of property, and national security and foreign policy in""

The US government wants to bypass environmental laws for commercial launches and spacecraft reentries

The FAA, facing a backlog in demand for space missions, is proposing to cut down on environmental reviews to accelerate launches and re-entries.

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