@owillis.bsky.social I heard Mamdani (aka Bizarro-Elmo) hacked the Jewish Space Lasers and used them to violently cut a 3500’ gash in the reflecting pool’s American Blue Diaper. I also heard that those 4 women that beat Riley Gaines were in the pool painting the targets with even more lasers. True?
@raskin.house.gov Lets work together to rename the Potomac Interceptor Sewer Line the DJT Interceptor Sewer Line retroactively. Naming the largest source of sewage ever released into any public waters after him seems fitting.
It costs ~$3B/year to pay all US Air Traffic Controllers. So how did the Whitehouse find 13 years worth of their salaries to give to Argentina?
Has Keanu Reeves signed on to direct and star in Point Blank Sandwich yet?
they are definitely committed to exploding the economy 💥
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