My burrito exploded in the microwave.😩 After cleaning up, I have decided dinner is now a negroni and saltines.
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Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌
Someone help. I ran a wire around the ceiling of my office tonight and hooked it up to a shortwave radio and they're playing chiptune and I'm going to have a stroke.
There are many famous Bruce's... But I think my favorites are Dickinson and Campbell.
Realizing now that each one of those 12oz bottles of homebrew mead that I made is the equivalent of 3 beers. I am very sleepy.
A store that sells plush furniture, pillows, and blankets called "Comfort Zone®️"
My wife is away so my diet is reverting to an earlier, more primitive form. My body, however, is still old and matured. I have a tummy ache...
Day 23: I remain lost. The walls are of too great a stature for me to keep my bearings. Fortunately, I have found adequate sustenance to maintain my journey indefinitely: This maze is made of corn.
"sitting on your ass" Buddy, what else am I supposed to sit on?
I am unable to move. (Yea, I'm wearing banana pajama pants and a pink hoodie. Do something)
Vinyl/Tape album format: Each side starts with a good song, the next two songs are ok, showing maybe a different approach to songwriting. Maybe a cool jam as the last song on the side. CD album format: 3 singles then filler. Digital album format: Seriously? Do you know how old I am?
Family photo of some freshly bottled apple mead that's been in secondary for 7 months.
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
Do I just not like things any more or do all streaming services kinda suck?
Fuck someone posted a sleeping dog that looks like my sleeping dog but turned the replied of so I can't reply with a picture of my sleeping dog. Anguish.
When i bought a bunch of meat on sale to put in the freezer a while back, I didn't think it would become an appreciating asset.
Using AI agents to commit all my crimes because they always seem to act on their own, never reflecting on the user, and never have to face responsibility.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people. But AI agents act on their own. 🤷 😔