does anyone know if we have this tomorrow

Fiona Apple Bot@fionaapplebot.bsky.social · 22h ago

Every single night's a fight with my brain

their putting more water in the air tomorrow. they figured out how to get more water in it

sometimes you have to remind yourself that you’re the nose ring girl in the work place

*this is lorelei voice* baby got back

zeus cursed me with explaining phone things to normal people

who is this “taxpayer” and why do they keep ruining my fucking life?

the number can go up in other ways

“my top 4 simple pleasures?? aha nooooo i knew you would ask me this question!!”

By August you should have determined which Silver Jews song is driving you personally insane this summer

pitchfork in 2006:

sometimes i’m like “you know what? walking outside w noise canceling headphones is kinda anti social, im going to listen to the ambience of the city!” and then i walk by like.. two men and remember why i wear noise canceling headphones outside

recently learned that the spagett is not an italian american cocktail from like the 60s or 70s but was actually invented in 2016 and named after a time and eric character

eating fuit

doomscrolling my student loans

It’s a good faith argument drawing from common knowledge. I learned it from the dominant ideology

in victoria literature they’re always saying shit like “his brow was severe”. if anyone said my brow was severe i’d do something very very bad

washington dc by the magnetic fields probably goes crazy if your baby lives there

watermelon and feta…. i mean it’s just stupendous

now watching. unbelievable amounts of leigh bait happening here

poetry is like movies: it should be good

i love modern food and medicine

drinking that florida water and going blind

Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters

bro has eaten my assistant

sorry, can’t today, gotta watch my cousin vinny and the blacklist clips on youtube shorts

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It’s 500 cigarettes outside

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