TRIXIE AND KATYA WATCHING THE HEARTSTOPPER MOVIE KLAXON
RPDR Trixie Mattel and Katya
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36. Birmingham. 🏃⏺️🎞️🐱👬 i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy he/him #translivesmatter
Grated some of my finger over the pasta along with the cheese and it WON'T STOP BLEEDING. Still atr the fuckin pasta obvs.
Not Madonna calling out William Orbit's crooked teeth in his fuckin epitaph 💀
ARGUABLY drinking basically 2 bottles of red 2 days in to a 'run 5k every day for 14 days' challenge is dumb but here we are www.justgiving.com/page/matthew...
In an incredible turn of events, the philosopher who finds queers suspicious now also finds the disabled suspicious: t.co/L7aSRliDXu
Why are young women using walking sticks?
A disproportionate number of Gen Z females are affected by vague syndromes and may be victims of social contagion
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William Orbit, pop producer for Madonna, All Saints and more, dies aged 69
William Orbit, pop producer for Madonna, All Saints and more, dies aged 69
Musician’s projects included Madonna’s Ray of Light, Blur’s 13 and All Saints’ chart-topping singles Pure Shores and Black Coffee William Orbit, the British music producer whose dreamy yet propulsive style invigorated work by Madonna, Blur, All Saints, U2 and more, has died aged 69. A statement on his social media, attributed to family and friends, said he died at home on 23 July. “He will be greatly missed by us and by so many whose lives he touched through his music, friendship and kindness,” the statement read. No cause of death was given. Continue reading...
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I fucking hate the modern world, nearly just set some Habitat bedding as my fucking WhatsApp status.
Went down the woods for some impromptu beers and wines, look how lively it is. Anyway, it's the fifteenth flying ant day of the year apparently and now my skin feels like it's crawling. Also look how APOCALYPTIC it looks 💀
I see the “protect women” crowd are busy eulogising a man who at age 45 assaulted his 23 year old girlfriend when she was 20 weeks pregnant
I think my favourite thing about Madonna is the fact that she clearly refuses to give up control of her IG account, demonstrated by her promoting her new single - Love Sentation.
Left my hair curly today and have been immediately reminded why I never do this IT'S DOING MY TITS IN
Rough day so broke out the big guns and stuck Mrs Doubtfire on. Just had one of those absolutely unstoppable laughing fits where everytime you try to stop you just cackle even more. Must've seen this film a MILLION times.
Mrs. Doubtfire's Playful Glance
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Made the biggest plate of ridiculously buttery scrambled eggs, sat down to eat them and tipped the entire fucking lot down myself. I JUST NEED A WIN, GUYS.
Watching Celebration Tour @ Rio and everyone saying she wasn't on form for that tour HAVE YOU SEEN IT?! Yes she's not doing 30 squats in a row but she was sixty fucking three and moving a hell of a lot more than I can at thirty fucking six.
“We were wrong to post this report titled A Growing Threat, there is absolutely no threat posed to anyone by these organisations who just launched a lawsuit aimed at bankrupting us for accurately describing their intentions”
Phoebe the talking telephone in Wizadora:
andy@andyetc.co.uk · last wk.Absolutely fuck that wizard woman.
Lol @ me having an emotional breakdown to Fantasmic on a Friday morning VERY NORMAL. It is a banger tbf tho.
Mickey Mouse Celebrates with Fireworks
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I love Dolly Parton. I love Joni Mitchell. Just stumbled upon Dolly covering Both Sides Now. The most insane take on that song I have ever fucking heard.
I have fucked my trains up so catastrophically that I've had to book not one but two replacement trains. Hope noone checks me fuckin expenses too closely.
Buy this and we will give £20 to the person kicking trans people in the face but don't worry, we're also giving the people being kicked in the face 50p
Brian Actors Guild@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 2w agoOohhh that is nasty stuff. These people are disgusting
Mariah Carey bringing her Christmas show to Birmingham is the only thing maintaining my sanity rn. Hanging on by a skinny thread.
Can't stand that marry me chicken prick and hearing his voice is even WORSE, Michael Caine parody motherfucker.
Today was shit. At least tomorrow has the promise of bottomless lasagna. I fully intend on challenging them on this.
Had to say goodbye to our boy Ziggy yesterday. Sooner than I ever would have wanted to but also four months longer than we thought we'd get after he threw a clot. Keep expecting to turn a corner and see him waiting, or hear a bell jingling from the next room. Love you forever, Ziggy Stardust.
Well for a start I'd swap driving everywhere for 20 years with some fare-capped public transport
