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ESRB Rating TEEN: Crude Humor, Mild Blood, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes. (they/them) profile art by @boocanan.bsky.social Banner art by @farfin.bsky.social

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good posters @goodposters.bsky.social · 36m ago

Cane Toads: An Unnatural History (1988)

good posters @goodposters.bsky.social · 39m ago

The Good Book (1997)

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 2h ago

Congrats to whoever got money to get their chastity fetish fiction made by telling a producer "it's like the purge for romantic comedies"

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 3h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Three years ago, the government passed a mandate stating sex should exclusively be shared between married couples with the exception of one night a year where pre-marital sex is legal and protection is required for 12 hours. All people get a tattoo at the age of 18 that is red when not able to have sex, but turns green when you are married or on the one night the mandate lifts. It blinks red if you go against the mandate (have sex anyway, have unprotected sex, etc.) and transmits your location to the law enforcement branch in charge of these crimes. There is a biological sensor inside that tracks dopamine and if your levels spike at the same time as someone you're physically near, it documents that as a sexual encounter. Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2h ago

shared jerk off sessions with your unmarried straight partner probably go insane in the one night only universe

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 3h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 16h ago

Maverick Morris @stevewmorris.bsky.social · 4h ago

Judge Dredd: Compact Crimes - * Same size as DC’s Compact Comics * Every Dredd story in chronological order * New volume publishing each and every month in 2027 * Priced £9.99 in UK; $12.99 in USA * John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra, Pat Mills, Mick McMahon, Brian Bolland, Ron Smith, and more!

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 3d ago

bro last night was a patreon subscriber exclusive

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09 @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 4h ago

We have LESS THAN 48 HOURS LEFT Go get your pledges in now!! We are fully funded so you WILL get your comics!!

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 4w ago

WE ARE LIVE Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #2! The next chapter in our sapphic vampire noir saga, with Corsica and Florence reunited and on the run from the deadliest Chicago has to offer. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 5h ago

Nothing says stepping back and reflecting like booking "the guy who pulls out a gun during his entrance and didn't tell anyone he was gonna do that"

David Bixenspan@davidbix.com · 5h ago

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Let passion get the best of me.

Apologies to the hard working crew and wrestlers who made such an incredible show happen on Monday - getting baited into drama, detracting from that worthy attention.

That's on me.

Going to lay low and focus on creative and business and let the hardworking team who creates amazing content and marketing materials speak for us.

See ya'll on September 13.

Exciting to announcements to come.

Joe, good luck Thursday.

Thanks.

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crass @crasspants.bsky.social · yesterday

Really like how this round accelerated

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 14h ago

For one wonderful night this week, it's cold enough to break out a comforter. I am comforted

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 16h ago

💭jugglus juggler

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 2d ago

Found the guy who booked low ki for produce wrestling in 2026

crass @crasspants.bsky.social · 18h ago

You know, I'm not one to side with Janela, but when the guy he's talking about booked Low Ki in 2026, I am inclined to believe.

Warren Hayes@mrwarrenhayes.show · 18h ago

And here we go 🤼

bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 18h ago

sometimes people are like Well which of the two ways of non-binary are we talking about. And well, you see, that's the thing,

Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 22h ago

"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo