I have had a bottle of Champagne in the fridge at home and at work since before last Christmas. Come. The. Fuck. On. Already.
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Alright one more on this topic and I'll stop. To those of you who watched Weird Science as kids, didn't it seem weird even then that Chet was somehow allowed to smoke cigars in the house? Am I wrong or wasn't he supposed to be a teenager in military school?
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social No. Part of the MAGA uniform is not the F-150. It's a 3/4 ton diesel with all emissions equipment deleted, colloquially referred to as a "BroDozer".
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social That dude Shawn has a voice like a black leather couch.
Jesus! How many lines did Patel do before this hearing? He's definitely been getting into the evidence locker.
Jesus, people. Just come to work and do your job and quit expecting everyone to throw you a fucking cheese pizza party every time you manage to accomplish one of the core responsibilities of your position.
Ok. So I guess the kidding around is pretty much over then, GOP? I think it is.
We now join the White House press briefing, already in progress: youtube.com/shorts/p51o0...
WALTER DOES NOT WANT TO BE A DAD
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Hey AI assholes: What do you all think is going to happen now that $1,300/month electric bills are being sent to the poorest, most fiercely independent, already-pissed-off cohort of people in this nation who are armed to the fucking teeth? If I were you, I'd start thinking about what I'm doing.
Me before the last presidential election: "There's no way this country is that stupid." That we as a country are that stupid is probably the most brain- rattling realization I have ever had about us.
Hey guys. Here's some Earthless for your Earth Day. youtu.be/pHuoYAYhu10?...
Earthless - Uluru Rock
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social My prediction is that when the midterms effectively end his administration, Trump will take his pardon from Vance, the money he pilfered from the citizens and the airplane he was gifted and fuck off to the UAE.
If the midterms go bad enough for him, Trump will likely resign, take a pardon from President Vance and bail to the UAE. That alone should be reason enough to vote.
"My life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." - HST Trump and his ass clown followers have gone so far past ridiculous that none of their bullshit bothers me anymore. I know how I am voting. I don't need updates from Earth 2. Fuck these people.
The number one rule for No Kings 3 tomorrow is DO NOT INTERACT WITH COUNTER PROTESTERS! Do not talk, do not argue, do not react to their words, their single-finger salute, or their rolling coal. DO NOT ENGAGE!!!! You safety team is ready to deal with any negative people.
I get the feeling that @olbermann.bsky.social is about to have a field day with Marquane Mullet's testimony. Can't wait to tune in tomorrow.
Ok so we REALLY care about immigrant children being trafficked but as far as the Epstein cover-up???