Why is she talking about how conquering empires will “kill all the strong men”
Saffron
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Isn’t Young Washington that movie that’s like 90% AI? Is the professor talking about how the AI montage is a really good movie we should all watch or am I thinking of a different movie.
“The Republican party believes in liberty and dissent and that’s why they are less likely to vote as a single bloc”
“Billionaires and black people are both less than 50% of the population and therefore are functionally the same in terms of their role within politics“ I LOVE HAVING TO TAKE THIS CLASS TO MEET MY REQUIREMENTS
Ten minutes into political science class and the professor has implied that any videos of trump supporters with Nazi flags are actually liberal agitators creating a staged scene
Do you think the charlie kirk stuff is gonna last for long enough that eventually there'll be people who want to participate but need to have the origins of it explained to them, like thanksgiving. I hope it does.
Crying uncontrollably thinking about Galene tonight folks
(Making Butches is still my top priority, to be released in about two weeks. I just wanted to have GA out there as well)
I've talked about this a few times, but I can now officially announce that preorders are open for my first Gunmetal Olympus novel, Grindstone's Affection! I advertise it thusly: Doctor Old Lady Cigarettes sex scene. THREE OF THEM. saffron-drake.itch.io/grindstones-...
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It's such a shame that it's a spoiler because describing the actual main plot of A Folio of Murders in a single sentence is possibly the funniest joke in the whole damn book.
Mount Anak Krakatau in Indonesia is on its second straight day of a major eruption. Volcanic ash has caused the suspension of flights out of Jakarta's main airport.
You ever think about how crazy it is that medical science can't actually make wounds heal faster? We can treat pain and prevent infection and put the edges of a wound together so that things heal in the right order but once that's done the actual process of tissue fusion is 100% natural.
Why i will never shut up about how the most powerful things you can do if you want to be seen as an ally is a) give us money and b) if you have hiring decision power/influence, use it to Get Us Employed
New study on transgender women hiring discrimination paints an incredibly bleak picture. If you can't stealth and don't pass your callbacks plummet 32% This is only at the resume stage, back when I was still trying I was getting callbacks all the time. I was ghosted or experienced death by panel
There's something beautiful about the way imported dishes can become a crucial part of a nation's cuisine. Imagine being the first Italian to ever eat something in tomato sauce. You'd be losing your shit.
Suddenly remembering how in the Soulbound campaign @storywonker.bsky.social ran, I'm pretty sure we just went right on calling it "Skavenblight" the entire time to the point where I don't even remember it having another name.
every day i learn some new detail that fills me with loathing towards age of sigmar what do you mean they call Skavenblight "blight city" what the fuck???
Looking for a sensitivity reader for one of the short stories in Making Butches, which is the first-person perspective of a black character. The short story is ~5k words, and I’m looking at a budget of about $30.
Trying to think: has there been any other character in the history of video games as influential to thirstposting as Midna? Has there ever been a character who has singlehandedly invented AN ENTIRE NEW PORN ARCHETYPE the way she did?
I completely forgot that one of the stories in Making Butches involves a character eating a ghost's pussy so good that she effectively comes back to life
Realizing that I say "I love women" so much that it's genuinely become my catchphrase
the workings of my mind are basically that one scene in lord of the rings where they do the big swooping camera fly through the isengard pits with all the uruk-hai and stuff except instead of making cruel blades and engines of war they're forging lesbian sex scenes
I’m so glad that my bluesky is completely disconnected from my legal name because screaming is the ONLY way I’m gonna make it out of this polisci class alive
And then she finishes off the class by making an extended comparison of minorities advocating for their rights to trying to get her older brother in trouble by pretending he punched her
Now she’s advocating for the electoral college because it prevents “tyranny of the majority“ and black people would “never be able to have a say“
Comparing people who get angry about ICE instead of politely debating the merits of ICE to flat earthers?
Kill me. Just kill me. My professor has spent ten minutes telling sob stories about how people have lost their medical licenses for “unpopular opinions” which, mysteriously, get them called racist. Not saying what opinions those are of course. Libertarian fuck.
"boyfriend who reads the wikipedia article about the food he's currently eating" cliché except it's me drinking fresh blood and reading the page on "white people"
Learned about the fact that the Mississippi really really really really wants to switch its main discharge to the Atchafalaya and now I'm giggling about the idea of having to just pick up New Orleans and Baton Rouge and move them forty miles to the West like you're scootching a chair.
Guess who JUST realized that she designed this with an arrow labelled "unsafe biting practices" pointing directly at her own penname
With Making Butches only a few weeks from release (hopefully), I've pondered the question of how to tease the contents of the collection without it being a spoiler. Today, I finally had the perfect idea. PREORDER MAKING BUTCHES NOW, RELEASING SEPTEMBER 2026 saffron-drake.itch.io/making-butch...
I think the worst part was that the “racist is the worst thing you can call someone” diatribe was her twisting my words after I talked about the way that certain perspectives are excluded from mainstream media. Which notably does not happen to racists.