Saffron

@dragonsaffron.bsky.social

Amateur writer and professional dragon. She/they. I reserve the right to post NSFW at any time

Isn’t Young Washington that movie that’s like 90% AI? Is the professor talking about how the AI montage is a really good movie we should all watch or am I thinking of a different movie.

“Billionaires and black people are both less than 50% of the population and therefore are functionally the same in terms of their role within politics“ I LOVE HAVING TO TAKE THIS CLASS TO MEET MY REQUIREMENTS

Ten minutes into political science class and the professor has implied that any videos of trump supporters with Nazi flags are actually liberal agitators creating a staged scene

Do you think the charlie kirk stuff is gonna last for long enough that eventually there'll be people who want to participate but need to have the origins of it explained to them, like thanksgiving. I hope it does.

It's such a shame that it's a spoiler because describing the actual main plot of A Folio of Murders in a single sentence is possibly the funniest joke in the whole damn book.

Mount Anak Krakatau in Indonesia is on its second straight day of a major eruption. Volcanic ash has caused the suspension of flights out of Jakarta's main airport.

You ever think about how crazy it is that medical science can't actually make wounds heal faster? We can treat pain and prevent infection and put the edges of a wound together so that things heal in the right order but once that's done the actual process of tissue fusion is 100% natural.

There's something beautiful about the way imported dishes can become a crucial part of a nation's cuisine. Imagine being the first Italian to ever eat something in tomato sauce. You'd be losing your shit.

Looking for a sensitivity reader for one of the short stories in Making Butches, which is the first-person perspective of a black character. The short story is ~5k words, and I’m looking at a budget of about $30.

Trying to think: has there been any other character in the history of video games as influential to thirstposting as Midna? Has there ever been a character who has singlehandedly invented AN ENTIRE NEW PORN ARCHETYPE the way she did?

the workings of my mind are basically that one scene in lord of the rings where they do the big swooping camera fly through the isengard pits with all the uruk-hai and stuff except instead of making cruel blades and engines of war they're forging lesbian sex scenes

And then she finishes off the class by making an extended comparison of minorities advocating for their rights to trying to get her older brother in trouble by pretending he punched her

Kill me. Just kill me. My professor has spent ten minutes telling sob stories about how people have lost their medical licenses for “unpopular opinions” which, mysteriously, get them called racist. Not saying what opinions those are of course. Libertarian fuck.

Learned about the fact that the Mississippi really really really really wants to switch its main discharge to the Atchafalaya and now I'm giggling about the idea of having to just pick up New Orleans and Baton Rouge and move them forty miles to the West like you're scootching a chair.

I think the worst part was that the “racist is the worst thing you can call someone” diatribe was her twisting my words after I talked about the way that certain perspectives are excluded from mainstream media. Which notably does not happen to racists.