Big ol Mel
@dratty.bsky.social
Hi I'm Mel He/they gay boyish, do not interact if under 18 icon by chubbyshark
Some days I feel very kobold coded. But like that fat, soft pear-shaped bold that doesn't polish your scales and isn't very good at finding you treasures but they're a little bigger than the others and can almost take your dick to the root so you keep them around anyway.
I wanted to complain that my primary mouse's right click is dying, that's always the thing that goes out first, but then tried to remember when I got it, looked through my emails for order confirmations, uuuhh september 2017. Nah, you've earned it, king
Me and my family all hopped up on the Mass Delusion Reinforcement Ritual, ready to go fuck some poor food service/retail worker's whole day
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
Just in time for the.. last few days of Sheeptember, somebody cursed my old uniform and turned me into a ram BWEEEH yes I played sport all 4 years of high school, and no I don't give a rat's ass about sport but sometimes a uniform is FUN don't WORRY ABOUT IT 🎨: bluescale spreading her wooly curse
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Do you think if you feed me like I'm a bear, I'll tf into one? I think it's worth a shot..
"I'm probably not going to play through all the kh games again before IV comes out," the liar said, lyingly.
New Commission Form! forms.gle/izTErewpXo71... I have updated my prices and rules a little. Starting a fresh form.
Nickwolf's Commission Form September 2026
What I am cool with drawing; Your OCs, obviously. If you want to use Nickwolf, Business Weasel, Ballooniphant or other OCs of mine, that's fine. Copywritten characters allowed, but keeping their antic...
forms.gle
Wasn't the foxes for all of us......
Julia M. Rohrer@dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 4w agoPhew, what a relief.
It's September! Winter is just around the corner! Did you remember to start doubling your drat's mealtime portions?
been almost entirely gluten free since like February (has made a difference, un/fortunately) and I'm really glad there are some burger options around here but fuuuuuuuck me, I really miss like.. a soft brioche bun.. or naan..
The new Onimusha is super fun, really feels like a good old ps2 game in the best way. Also
Nothin' says comfy like just becoming your own bed. Now who's on snack duty..? Adorable sketchy from @/mrscottybear!
My spouse gets annoyed when I send them Voros Twins content but these guys actually fucking rule
How specific does an invitation inside need to be for a vampire? Like is a big bold WELCOME mat at your front door enough?
Boosting for a local fur who needs help. Repost if you can! gofund.me/e25a100c4 "If anyone at all can donate or share please, it would help so much i just want to keep him alive"
Donate to Meatloaf's recovery, organized by Mackenzie Walsh
Hi, my name is Mackenzie Walsh, I am starting a fundraiser to help save my cat, Meatloaf. … Mackenzie Walsh needs your support for Meatloaf's recovery
gofund.me
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2mo agoNOT DOLLY PARTON
GOD best thing about being good n stoned (aside from better time getting to sleep) is that time seems to pass wayyy slower, feels like I'm getting more out of my evening