spirit animal national team for anyone who has been called "smart but lazy"
JP Acosta@acosta32jp.bsky.social · 2mo agoEven when France don’t look good, they have an Mbappe and that’s all that matters
I have consumed at least an entire bottle of Jameson and of Bushmills, and what I can tell you definitively is
Anil Dash@anildash.com · 2mo agoI have read most of the side of a box of Kerrygold, and what I can tell you definitively is
he's gonna rip a hole in the space-time continuum on this game winner
@lindseyadler.bsky.social I realize this is an insane thing to say as I (and maybe you?) kill some time before Game 4 but I just read your piece on Amy Foster and holy shit it is beautiful ps go knicks
my mayor muslim my bagel jewish pope leo hive knicks in five
My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish Christ is alive! KNICKS IN FIVE
When u finna renounce the entire Jedi Order and find some porgs to chill with
the frontier of the rebellion is everywhere
Brandon Friedman@brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.
If it’s tied at the end of 9 we go to penalties, right? #wbc
"You consume our pain all the time but you don't understand it" phew
Diaspora United Podcast@diasporautdpod.bsky.social · 6mo ago✊🏾NEW POD✊🏾 Sylvs joined André for a chat about the future of the USWNT, not in terms of results but something just as important (if not more so): its advocacy. We discuss what’s missing, and how to reclaim it. 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1M29... 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... #woso #uswnt
A trial jury soon will have the chance to do the funniest* possible thing
Tom Scocca@tomscocca.bsky.social · 7mo agoLike, a jury trial? With the Fourth and Sixth amendments in effect?
lol baseball you are so stupid ilysm
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 10mo agowhat in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
Surely at some point somebody has called him Dirk Dingler, right?
Jason Beck@jasonbeck.bsky.social · 10mo agoDillon Dingler grew up in Massillon in a family of Cleveland fans. He has barely been booed here in two weeks, compared to rest of Tigers, but he just quieted the home crowd with a go-ahead home run over LF wall. 2-1 Tigers on first Dingler Dinger since Sept. 11, and his first in Cleveland.
"votied for the dick kicker and not gonna lie, just feels like i'm being kicked in the dick a lot these days" -tim, 34 years old, independent from ohio
The thing that is hard to communicate is that that specific flavor of “brainrotted 4chan slug with incoherent beliefs” is also downstream of the right wing politics factories dumping glowing nuclear sludge into the river there’s a reason nihilism has risen and it wears Rush Limbaugh’s face