Biology Class Teacher: "Which Mammal flies in the air but gives birth to its young ones on land?" I got very excited - for the 1st time i knew the 'Answer'!! Me : AIRHOSTESS!!!

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Waay back there were a lot of kids named "Will" because people were told you have to have a "Will".

Jumanji original

I miss my mustang

A woman walked behind her husband's funeral procession with a smile on her face. When asked what made her smile... ? She replied: "In twenty years of marriage, this is the first time I've known where he was going.

My kiddo in grade 2 had a higher IQ

Just had a police officer knock on my door, saying he was looking for a man with one eye. I told him if he used both, he'd probably have a better chance finding him

I think about it, they're projecting.

To me To you Ooh!

Need a little more orange tint…feed the horses some carrots and try again. 🍻😎

The ONLY THING I would COVER UP IS dinald FUCKWAD tRUMP with DIRT!

M Dv-us@drdvus.bsky.social · 4d ago

People want to cover this crap up? Shame on you !!!

I wonder if it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity printed on toilet paper?