The feeling when you update your personal website so infrequently that every time you go to make a small change, everything breaks and you have to spend an hour fixing it.

Every time I get off a flight I wish I could never fly again.

I'm very over anyone younger than millennials talking

Went on a ghost tour in New Orleans tonight. Didn't realize it was BYO spirits. Sorry.

Today in war crimes committed by AI: AI powered Alexa+ kept playing "Defying Gravity from Hamilton" whenever I asked it to play "Defying Gravity from Wicked Original Broadway Cast"

Pouring out a glass of Herb Ertlinger in Catherine O'Hara's honor.

It's only a blizzard if it comes from the blizzard region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling snow storm.

New York Theater@newyorktheater.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Updates From meteorologists: It's not officially a blizzard in NYC because winds are under 35 mph. It's a "Major Storm" From Broadway League: "most" Broadway shows will go on. Details: newyorktheater.me/2026/01/24/b... TKTS booth at noon:

Lol remember when Uber Eats actually had customer service and wasn't just a bunch of petty, money-grabbing, assholes? Me neither.

Trying a new strategy this year: We decided all of our dates for the year up front! And our next meetup is February 5th at Clair, come hang out: phpxnyc.com

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Airlines: waahhh it's so hard to make money anymore also Airlines: how can we make the flying experience as close to going to prison as possible?

Time for vacation. Bye.

In my employee's 1 on 1 today: Me: how's it going? Him: it's been a pretty quiet Monday Me: ... Lol... It's Tuesday Him: .... ....... ..... well it's been pretty quiet

For anyone who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won, I'll be helping you pack this weekend. Don't let the turnstile hit you on your way out.

Curtis Sliwa (via text): want to vote for me? Me: Why would I vote for a fascist vigilante cult leader with a stupid red hat and a band of nazi goons? Curtis (in my head): So, that’s a no?

Thoughts and prayers. What’s for dinner?

All these MAGAts threatening to not come to NYC now.

a man wearing a top hat and a white shirt is saying stop . don 't come back .

ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a white shirt is saying stop . don 't come back .

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We need fast lanes on the sidewalks. This is the gay agenda.

We've got the next one on the books! Come hang out with us on June 26th! @mary.win is going to be telling us all about Auth Factories in Laravel, you won't want to miss it 😀 phpxnyc.com/meetup/2025-...

PHP × NYC | A fresh PHP meetup for NYC area devs

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I’m 41 years old and I still feel like I’m skipping school when I go outside during the work day.

Craft 5.7 is here! • Copy-and-paste elements • Duplicate nested elements • Element UI improvements • Read-only fields • Button Group fields • Icons and colors for option fields • JSON fields • GraphQL improvement • Static entry statuses • Lots more! craftcms.com/blog/craft-5... #CraftCMS

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Craft 5.7 makes working with nested content smoother and more intuitive.

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please consider taking this survey on how you get to Kennedy or LaGuardia Airports: mta.info/airportsurveys

Reminder: PHP × NYC next week! I think we're going to do a little show-and-tell format instead of a talk, RSVP if you think you can make it: phpxnyc.com/meetup/2025-...

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A fresh PHP meetup for NYC area devs. Kicking off in 2024

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Next @phpxnyc.com is on the books! Join us in April, we'd love to see you! phpxnyc.com/meetup/2025-...

PHP × NYC | A fresh PHP meetup for NYC area devs

A fresh PHP meetup for NYC area devs. Kicking off in 2024

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Nothing like getting that sweet *checks notes* 77 dollar tax refund.

What if all of the buses in NYC had names like the ferries do and one of them was Bustopher Jones?

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

Algorithms are breaking how we think

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When Eric Adams goes to Rikers, he’ll finally be the resident of NYC he always claimed to be.

COBOL might be the thing that saves the U.S. federal data systems because no one knows it.

Surprised she’s not singing Before.. er After He Cheats

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2y ago

Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration, Fox News reports. She will perform ‘America the Beautiful.’

⚠️ We are getting reports that a Craft CMS vulnerability is being actively exploited. It's been fixed in Craft CMS 3.9.14, 4.13.2, and 5.5.2. Take some time to ensure your sites are running one of those versions or later! #CraftCMS