Normal saline tastes: a) just as salty as you think b) saltier c) less salty
Every surgery is reconstructive if you fuck it up first
Roses are gray Violets are a different kind of gray Radiology
Neuroradiology is so dumb like you see this T2 smudge in the nucleus of Crocodilus yea only GARDASIL polyleuconeurodystrophy does that yeah ok bro
Does your hospital parking lot have this too or is it only my gross workplace?
My wife couldn't remember the name of the cartoon and said Dalmatians 101 so we're now officially launching an introductory course next fall semester
Just noticed nobody has been asking for my ID when buying alcohol lately. Actually it's been a while. Don't know what that's about. Any day now
Best thing about Thanksgiving is that when it's done we can move on elf on the shelf puns
Twitter added location info and all the annoying accounts are from Ohio!?!?
The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!
Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"
So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?
Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks
People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex* "Aha, I've been expectorating you."
Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"
I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes
Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case
They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)
Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"