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Oxnard Mantalvo

@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social

I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts. Mostly medical puns.

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Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · last wk.

If these frat boys were holding up "Stop The Genocide" signs on campus instead of raping women, universities would have expelled them and banned the frats already

toilet bones@toiletbones.bsky.social · 3w ago

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues, I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. -- [My name] Chief Bone Inventor Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine Hartford HealthCare, The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
Ryan Consell@stealingfromwizards.com · 3w ago

Sometimes we do our best work for extremely silly reasons. I helped produce some of these images, and I think the first might be the least distressing.

Bethany Brookshire@beebrookshire.bsky.social · 3w ago

Today we are playing an ANATOMY GAME. He's a 10. But wow can he NOT handle change. Do you date this body part? I’m going to give you a dating profile of a body part, and you’re going to decide if you’re shooting your shot. youtube.com/shorts/LTpYy...

Oxnard Mantalvo@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 3w ago

My spouse told me the store was out of one of the cheeses I wanted for a house party we were bringing hors d’oeuvres for, but it wasn't a big deal. I told her, "Baby, I don't need Danablu to have fondue night."

Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg@theradr.bsky.social · 3y ago

I want to talk about my move from Substack to Ghost for a second, and what it's been like working with a nonprofit tech company that actually lives its values. Especially if you're a writer still on Subtack, please read. 1/x First of all, about the org: They are a nonprofit, I just met employee +

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Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · last mo.

Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.

Dr Noor Bari@njbbari3.bsky.social · last mo.

I’ve seen a lot of older people wearing masks in my neighbourhood. I don’t know how the rest of society walks past that clear signal for help. If you see someone in a mask or respirator, you should wear one… at the very least…

ℳatt@matttomic.bsky.social · last mo.

Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · last mo.

New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour. But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families. The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that. Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened. Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues. Ed was in …
Scott Lynch@scottlynch78.bsky.social · 7mo ago

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞@extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 2mo ago

don't hatewatch it. don't pirate it. don't waste your time with it. fuck JKR and her mediocre at best books. it won't kill the sadness in you to dig your claws into this rotten IP

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The Verge@theverge.com · 2mo ago

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

Elizabeth Holmes' Fake Blank Stare@bellamyj.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

Nothing about this is shocking at all if you understand how these people think. Supremacists of all varieties love to dabble in the exact things and people they hate. It's about ownership and control not rules, laws, or order. Abuse is a very effective lens to view fascism and fascists through.

Wajahat Ali@wajali.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Alice Weidel, the leader of the neo Nazi AfD party in Germany, is a lesbian woman married to an immigrant woman of color with two adopted kids She is proudly anti immigrant, anti LGBT and anti LGBT adoption and lives primarily in Switzerland. Rights for me, none for thee.

Oxnard Mantalvo@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is also why, when you push people who use 'woke' as an insult hard enough, to them, it just means someone who calls them on their bullshit and they don't like how cognitive dissonance feels. Most of us should have kept that word out of our vocab to begin with, but that ship's sailed.

Elizabeth Holmes' Fake Blank Stare@bellamyj.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

The troubling thing about this is it illustrates how I think most people think and approach life from a standpoint of convenience and comfort. "Things were fine until care for me meant sacrifice," is what keep seeing over and over in these stories. Most people seem to think like this.