Mike Wiser

@drmikewiser.bsky.social

Evolutionary biologist, teaching-track associate professor (knowledge transmitter), board game and cat enthusiast, archer, teller of Dad jokes. Sarcasm doesn't have to be mean. Also a "damn greenblooded hobgoblin". Ursula said I'm cool. I read a lot. 🏳️‍🌈🧫 👨

I have largely not watched anything where I would be subjected to political ads for the past 6 months. As a Michigan voter, my main hope is that the primary campaigning has not gotten the general electorate sick of the candidates that have won the primaries.

I have largely not watched anything where I would be subjected to political ads for the past 6 months. As a Michigan voter, my main hope is that the primary campaigning has not gotten the general electorate sick of the candidates that have won the primaries.

Student: Writes email asking about [thing relevant to class] Me: Replies, asking 4 questions that are important to be able to answer the question Student: One sentence reply, answering none of the questions ... OK, then ...

Officially recruiting postdocs at GW. If you are interested in genetic novelty, structural variation, or evo genetics please get in touch! We have data sets on mulitple organisms with large population sizes (Drosophila, Megalonaias nervosa) and species in decline (fireflies, mussels, elephants).

I'm always disappointed in local elections when there is not an option to give more money to the libraries. We have good libraries. But they could be even better with more money. At least I get to vote to restore previously reduced funding to the parks and trails.

I am looking for PhD students and postdocs to join my lab at the University of Pittsburgh in Fall 2027. Anyone excited about urban evolution, hummingbirds, & community engagement, please reach out! And/or find me at #AOS2026 this week! More info here: www.valentina-alaasam.com

yes, the Tiresome Literature Boy could be exhausting at parties when he tried book mogging you while looking down his nose at you over his bottle of Vermont craft beer but you could feel reasonably confident he wasn’t going to unhinge his jaw and attempt to devour you in the name of proteinmaxxing

Journey, for a moment, into the Strange World that is Mike's Brain. Right now, we have an administration flailing about in advance of what will likely be a disastrous midterm election for them. So they are attempting to resurrect arguments about the early pandemic.

I recognize that this is entirely a personal hangup. But. One of the awkward things about teaching an evening class in the summer is that I have a hard time, mentally, devoting substantial amounts of time to non-work stuff before my class on class days.

I find myself doing more coaching on basic life problem solving skills for my college students than I ever would have expected. Things along the lines of "I'm sorry your WiFi is being slow; you should consider changing locations or switching to cell data for (online) class in 9 hours"

There is a certain degree of satisfaction in having gotten to the point of being able to throw something together with the ingredients on hand and not necessarily follow a normal recipe. For my very cooking like I'm following a chemistry lab protocol brain, at least.

Sometimes you're going about your day, and it strikes you that normal people probably don't buy two loaves of garlic bread to have a control to compare adding cheese to in your home adjusting of convenience food. Despite living alone, and two loaves of garlic bread being Kind Of A Lot.