Wade is watching the KC Current with his momma. Diamond is making heart eyes at her daddy. A typical woso night in the Murderbritches household. #woso

NEWS | PTFC to honor USWNT Legend Tobin Heath at Providence Park on August 22 vs Denver Summit FC #BAONPDX #NWSL The Portland Thorns Legend will sign a one-day contract to officially retire as a member of the club. stumptown-footy.ghost.io/uswnt-and-po...

Portland Thorns and USWNT legend Tobin Heath to be honored on August 22 at Providence Park

The USWNT legend Tobin Heath is set to be honored by the Portland Thorns before the Denver Summit match on August 22.

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Because our mommas told us the stories.

Where I can apply to be Croix Bethune's auntie? I want to take her out for lunches and tell her how proud I am of her while she tells me about the things that excite or scare her. @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social #KCBaby #woso

Elon Musk’s entire business plan for SpaceX, in a gif:

Tim Curry Says SPACE!

Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE!

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I am still wound up after last night's match.

NINE! HA HA HA

Sesame Street: The Count Laughs

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Lorena showing why she was NWSL goal keeper of the year in 2025. I hope her shoulder isn't too badly hurt .

Diamond clearly lived tethered outside for the first year of her life before being dumped with 6 puppies. She is terrified of storms. As if the scarring from an embedded collar wasn't enough to make me homicidal, this added fact trips my rage every time it thunders. 🤬 She's an inside dog now.

My carpet cleaner hasn't seen any action since Friday afternoon. 🤜🪵 that I will be able to focus on grading for the next 8 days. Then I can work on the habits my physician & I discussed changing and start my new medication. Yup. Everything is okay.

It has been an absolute cesspool of a semester. Not because of the students, though. The geopolitical & domestic shit storms are bad. Troubles with both sets of aging parents. Issues with my physical health. My mental health is shit. And then my father-in-law passed away last week. 1/2

What it's like hanging out with me

a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and says it 's good to see me isn 't it ?

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The Sociologist's Dojo@thesociologists.bsky.social · 6mo ago

What it's like hanging out with me

“filth” is an absolute face-spitter of a word

I was contemplating going to bed at a reasonable hour, then this lineup dropped. Junior with the Captain's armband? Yeah. I'm watching at least the first half. #USWNT #woso

U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team bot@uswntbot.com · 6mo ago

The Emerald City XI ✨ USWNT x The Home Depot

I HAVE A TICKET!! I get to watch Olympic Women's Soccer!! #woso #LA28

Dr. Murderbritches 🐺@drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Fingers crossed that a ticket to the group stage of women's soccer in St. Louis for LA28 is in the cards. Some other fans & I entered the drawing for ticket-buying windows. We all ended up with slots, but V's opens in 30 minutes.

Fingers crossed that a ticket to the group stage of women's soccer in St. Louis for LA28 is in the cards. Some other fans & I entered the drawing for ticket-buying windows. We all ended up with slots, but V's opens in 30 minutes.

Hmmm ... I wonder why

Forbes@forbes.com · 6mo ago

With just over two months until the World Cup begins, the hotel industry doesn’t see the promised economic boon on the horizon.

Imagine if they felt entitled to your money and will resort to violence if you don't play nice.

And the same dudes will wonder, "Why aren't women interested?"

Come ON people! “Wolf takes bite out of Hamburger” was RIGHT THERE

Wolf bites woman in a shopping area in Germany's 2nd-biggest city

Authorities say a wolf has bitten a woman in a Hamburg shopping area, in what experts call Germany’s first known wild wolf attack on a person since 1998.

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I really need to find a therapist.

if a team releases a kit less than 24 hours before your birthday, they should give you a kit for free.

March is almost upon us! ... The Iditarod NWSL season begins MRRL annual used book sale March Mammal Madness My birthday Vernal equinox Midwest Sociological Society annual meeting (aka bestie mini vacay) .... and I think there's some basketball tournament that Mr. Dr. Murderbritches watches.

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"unfortunately we have to invite the women too” And the way there are dudes shrugging their shoulders "it's just a joke, it's not that deep". The fact misogyny is so casual is exactly why women are pissed.

He's so close..

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist.

Semi-feral Post Monger@dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist.

I know that once I get to work, I will be happy to be there. But right now, I just want to sit on the loveseat with Miss Georgie, sip tea, read my book, & listen to the rain

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement