And, just like that, every effing website is piled high with Christmas. Halloween’s side of the bed isn’t even cold yet!!!
I’m Jen, My Bones Hurt
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Hard agree!!! Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Satan’s School for Girls, Death of a Cheerleader! I miss these TV movie “events” so much!
Ossang@whatossangsaw.bsky.social · last wk.I wish abc would do tv movies like these again. Sure the dancing with the stars results show would make way more money, but what about feeding our souls with art? #svengoolie
Dang, I enjoyed that! It would have really messed me up as a kid, for sure. I’m disappointed we didn’t get to see Sally as one of the creatures. I also would have liked to see Alex develop the photos she took to see the creatures. Also, was one of them her grandpa?? #svengoolie
It was full ass daylight outside. 😂 #svengoolie
I guess “faucets on the headboard” was a northern states thing in the 70s. We didn’t have that in Texas. #svengoolie
He said the word “beef” while this impressive platter of hamburger meat is on full display. It’s a Halloween miracle! #svengoolie
I think the most disturbing thing in this movie so far is that her friend’s sweater has a zipper down the back. Why??? #svengoolie This really bothers me.
Wait. If they can unscrew the bolts now, why couldn’t they do it before? #svengoolie
Firetext Inconsistent
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“You’ve been very, very nervous tonight. C’mon, let’s go to bed.” Spoken with all the true compassion of a 70s dude. #svengoolie
This one doesn’t have his hamburger meat (a.k.a. chest hair) on proud display like the realtor. Lame. #svengoolie
I have so many questions. Firstable, why wouldn’t her Mee Maw leave her a warning or some instructions?? Or something in the will that says, “You crack that fireplace open, you lose the house!!” #svengoolie
You don’t get forehead creases like that without having a few good stories about critters in the bricked up fireplace to tell. #svengoolie
I am PUMPED for “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” on #Svengoolie!! I missed this one on TV as a kid. Better late than never! Happy Halloween! 🎃 🍂
#LoveSven! Interesting! ;-) Happy #Halloween & Happy #Svengoolie Sat., Jeff, Jen & all fellow wonderful friends/Super SvenPals! Halloween & Sven Cheers to you all!
Can anyone tell me at what time the #Svengoolie showing of “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” will start?
I’m gonna have to catch the rest of WNUF on Sunday. 🥱💤 Good hangin’ with ya, #MutantFam!
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And just like always I’m sleepy at the start of the second film. (Because I worked all day and I’m old-ish, okay!) Gonna stick around as long as I can. I’ve never seen WNUF either!! 🎃😢 #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #WNUF
Imagine how cheap your insurance is when ROGER CORMAN is your doctor #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BodyBags @themutantfam.bsky.social
He’s getting Jordy Verrill’d isn’t he?! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #BodyBags
Stephen King Creepshow
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Y’all don’t lie to me. This is about to get real bad for him, isn’t it? 😬 #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #BodyBags
He just gave her the Cincinnati Steamer and called it a day, huh? #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #BodyBags
Extract of Lamb Fetus for the win! 🥇 #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #BodyBags
Joe Bob wasn’t kidding when he said, “torrential.” 🩸 #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #BodyBags
This is a first-time watch for me!! You had me at “torrential blood spray,” Joe Bob! @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs
