I have no patience for people who defend their self-loathing as a cultural habit. 4chan isn't culture, it's a fucking cesspit!
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Leo: Zone returnee, they/them butch, artist, eater of leaves and flowers, collector of seeds, eternal tinkerer
tonight I can't sleep because I'm excited that I've regained the ability to tell anecdotes
misread "standing ovation" as "standing ovulation," time to go to beddddd
imo it should be ok to be kinda chopped if you're really fucking smart
hell is not being able to edit tweets. what the fuck. what the fucking hell. what the shitting fuck. what the WILL YOU BE QUIET
sometimes your hookup will feed you a bean dish and you find yourself once again limping thru the streets of ridgewood clutching your belly like a pregnant person in a war movie, but also smug
sadly I'm now learning that many women also believe that womanhood is contained in the tits 💀
2 days ago I decided to do 95lb x12x5 squats and thought it would be nothing and that I would not be sore.
hmm I think I really like organizing little events actually?? hmmm
cheese attempt of july 2026 sadly once again a failure :(
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
you want a really hot take?? I fucking hate fruit salad.
another hate crime, another opportunity to start a viral queer online freakout, weakening us even further -_-
every time I re-read grice's maxims I feel a frisson of revulsion
just got catcalled by a woman in a car 💫 what a city
ngl I bought a new houseplant yesterday specifically because I wanted additional indoor oxygen sources.
telescopic eye that deploys a cuckoo clock twice a day
bad haircut plus 97F plus AQI of 153 hmm maybe just not leaving the house for a week
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born to be stuck inside an L train delayed by a child pulling an emergency break
why is queen dragon suddenly being such a hypocrite?? also why does she blame the wrong person for killing her dumbass son? all of this is highly implausible.
ppl not from here are always freaking out about the crime rates in nyc but here I routinely see people exhibit more generosity than anywhere else I've lived
this may not be the cyclospora parasite but it's still fucking stupid
just remembered I dreamed I'd found morels and now I'm sad
I AM ON THE AEROPLANE INSIDE THE TUBE SEATED WITHIN
an imaginary friend named Knife who lives in your old room and keeps you distracted only when you visit your hometown