Spontaneous combustion in Dublin, Irish Times 12 May 1970. I like that the coroner is called Dr Bofin.

Khuuuuuuuussssss!

Manchester City@mancity.com · 2w ago

We're delighted to announce that Abdukodir Khusanov has extended his contract at City until 2031 🩵

As shit takes go, that is a banger.

Jamie Smart@jamiesmart.bsky.social · 2w ago

Banging my head against a brick wall in the hope these shit takes will eventually stop.

Everyone at Manchester City is devastated to learn our former manager Kevin Keegan has passed away, aged 75. Our thoughts are with Kevin’s family and friends at this very difficult time.

Top Man. RIP Kevin🩵

Manchester City@mancity.com · 2w ago

Everyone at Manchester City is devastated to learn our former manager Kevin Keegan has passed away, aged 75. Our thoughts are with Kevin’s family and friends at this very difficult time.

🎵 Harmatia! When Messi's gone and you can't go on - Harmatia! 🎵

Nick Felker@felker.dev · 2w ago

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

tania ⊹@synthstatic.bsky.social · 3w ago

WOW THIS PHOTO IS INSANE LORE NOW Lamine Yamal and Messi will now be competing against each other 19 years after this photo at the World Cup Final

WORLD CUP CHAMPION! 🏆

Lamine Yamal lifts the World Cup! 🏆✨

That’s it. That’s the photo.

Rodri! Completes Football!!!!

Congratulations Spain! Well deserved win. But more importantly, Rodri completed football!

Yep, I think Maverick dyes his hair.

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

Budget heir conditioning.

General Boles@generalboles.bsky.social · 3w ago

Future king of England cooling himself with a middle aisle Lidl fan There's your national decline right there #Wimbledon

🤣🤣

Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2y ago

Have been investigating and it seems Dublin has 8 times the number of men in their early-to-mid 30s than Kerry, but Kerry has certain things that Dublin lacks, so I THINK *slides an angry goat wearing a tiara across the table* we might be able to reach some sort of arrangement

This is what happens when Norway go back to the dressing room. They relax into their natural state as pencil sketch animations

Britain does a cracking line deadpan humour.

Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4w ago

In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid

😂😂😂

Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · 4w ago

Game on, Nige.

Simone de Beauvoir goes full on scamp at a séance.

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

BRAUUUUUUUUT!!!

🏆 League Cup (2021) 🏆 Premier League (2021) 🏆 Premier League (2022) 🏆 Premier League (2023) 🏆 FA Cup (2023) 🏆 Champions League (2023) 🏆 Super Cup (2023) 🏆 Club World Cup (2023) 🏆 Premier League (2024) 🏆 Community Shield (2024) 🏆 League Cup (2026) 🏆 FA Cup (2026) Thank you, Nathan!

BRAUT!

TV historian Laurence Westgaph sued us to expose our sources and posted sinister threats about me and the 'cutthroats and sell outs'. We spent £75,000 fighting him in court - a crucial first test of the 'journalism exemption' in GDPR. And we won!! ✌️ www.livpost.co.uk/a-dish-best-...

A dish best served cold: Laurence Westgaph sued us to reveal our sources - and lost

The former TV historian waged a legal campaign to find out who had spoken to The Post. A year later, we met him in court

livpost.co.uk

No it doesn't! 🤣🤣

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

Bill DiFilippo@billdifilippo.bsky.social · last mo.

“the english historically struggle here in massachusetts” bless you john strong

Stop the GOATs. 🤔

Andrew Martin@andrewmartin.bsky.social · last mo.

Political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi-Ronaldo preference. Authoritarians who like short-form video are more likely to think Ronaldo is the GOAT.