At All Together Now lots of people had sticks to show where they were with lots of very fun designs like dandelions and nets. This one however just looks like a warning for the other bears.
Michael Fry
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Actor, comedian and entire Indie Band. Derry Girls, No Worries If Not!, Lunchtime with Michael Fry https://linktr.ee/bigdirtyfry
If you're going to be loud, you owe it to the community to be interesting.
I remember at my summer job we had a bin that was always full of wasps and one of the other guys was like “I hate wasps. There’s no good in them”
Generative AI meets the human need to feel like you’re good at something without having to do any practice
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
Proud to announce I will be playing a teapot in the Chloé Zhao adaptation of On The Ning Nang Nong
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
My experience of the posting game: you spend half an hour carefully crafting a joke and it gets two pity likes. Toss out any old crap after four seconds’ thought and it eventually winds up on knowyourmeme. knowyourmeme.com/memes/curtai...
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Homer called it a "wine-dark sea" because Cool Blue was the most popular flavor of wine back in those days. lost to history now, I'm afraid. climate change and all.
I propose a trilogy set in Donegal: Wee Women Wile Wee Women Wile Wee Women Altogether
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky@dly.bsky.social · last wk.Little Women 2: Even Littler
Now when people hear the phrase “Mayo Curse” they will think of normal things like “fuck” or “shit”. All is right with the world once more.
The Mayo bus has accidentally driven under a ladder and smashed through the Swinford mirror factory on its way home. This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.
I’m so impressed by how well this man’s voice held up during this speech. That’s proper endurance. He should start a screamo band.
There won't be a school trespassed upon in Catslebar tonight
Finally. Now Mayo only have to deal with the one curse.
Congratulations to the owners of Coppers for tonight’s takings.
I’ve been apprehended by Burnham’s goons who have told me that it’s actually Hot Vimto and Cold Vimto. I’ve been charged with Mithering Folk
Michael Fry@bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m in Manchester for the weekend, the new capital of the United Kingdom. Burnham’s reforms have been swift. There is no tap water any more. There is only Cold Dandelion and Burdock and Hot Dandelion and Burdock.
I’m in Manchester for the weekend, the new capital of the United Kingdom. Burnham’s reforms have been swift. There is no tap water any more. There is only Cold Dandelion and Burdock and Hot Dandelion and Burdock.
A huge portion of the films that have already been made spend quite a bit of time already explaining his backstory why are we doing it again? Who is this for?
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
“Well you guys might both be losers but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet” “Fry that’s a radiator”
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
I saw the Odyssey. Matt Damon doesn’t do it for me I’m afraid and neither does Charlize Theron. They’re serviceable because obviously they’re good actors but they’re not the right fit. Everyone else was good but it felt like Comic Relief or something where loads of famous people get a cameo.
Right I’m going to see the Odyssey. Can’t believe Abe is being played by Charlize Theron and not someone of Mudokon heritage
