Alan
@drpizzastone.bsky.social
they/them, @hogcast.com, reviled homeowner with a bidet in every bathroom
whenever i see an image of a chicken wing with the exact shine and texture of homer simpson’s taut scrotum i know they burned crazy tokens
Big Walk is, I assume, about when you walk with a really big step to unstick your balls from your leg
Tomorrow at 7PM EDT... I come clean about something... Be there to learn the truth.... www.twitch.tv/v1ony
Ive been talking to the new team, they've really got some crazy stuff going i don't quite understand, but it looks like its gonna be epic! See you Saturday!
Something...happened. It doesn't matter now. I'm back, and I hired some new hands to help me run the stream. I don't know exactly what they are doing but it looks real promising. New team. New tech. New stream. New me. New show. Saturday 08/08. 7pm EST. Magico Spectacolo. twitch.tv/pseud0streams
Got one of those new Pebble Index rings. Really appreciate that: 1. It only records when you tell it to, 2. they let you just turn off all the cloud LLM shit and just process on your phone and pipe voice-to-text through a webhook to whatever you want
(Trying to figure out a way to defend Bolinda the Bojangles AI) uhhh well you see... the AI does a bad job and there's still a person that's taking down the order to make sure it's right. Also I'm in love with her and she always tries to upsell me on cobblers
AI is coming for the fast food drive-thru (but actually this time):
My strongest held fan casting take is that the guy who was NoHo Hank in Barry should play Patches in the Elden Ring movie
the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
Everyone's mad at me because of my new Roblox avatar
I spent most of this afternoon working on what might be the dumbest bit of all time but it might also be the bit that changes the world
Never miss a Magico Spectacolo. There's entertainment, and then there is the Spectacolo
Something...happened. It doesn't matter now. I'm back, and I hired some new hands to help me run the stream. I don't know exactly what they are doing but it looks real promising. New team. New tech. New stream. New me. New show. Saturday 08/08. 7pm EST. Magico Spectacolo. twitch.tv/pseud0streams
And now, your broadcasting schedule of programming for the week of 8-3-2026.
Something...happened. It doesn't matter now. I'm back, and I hired some new hands to help me run the stream. I don't know exactly what they are doing but it looks real promising. New team. New tech. New stream. New me. New show. Saturday 08/08. 7pm EST. Magico Spectacolo. twitch.tv/pseud0streams
I've been dabbling with something called VoiceVox recently, which is a Japanese program that's sort of similar to Vocaloids except it's text to speech instead of mapping to MIDI, and it's really fucking fascinating how the guts of this shit works
I gotta set up a permanent 24/7 cam for these guys soon but they're so fun to just watch as they do their dumb little crayfish bullshit
I can't wait until I unveil this elaborate science project I've been doing so that I can bitch about how much more of a pain in the ass it was to mod this robotics toy for middle schoolers into the thing I wanted. They just straight up have wrong parts and incorrect instructions