Get that kid his jetpack!!

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 15h ago

Shanah Tovah, New York! Wishing all Jewish New Yorkers celebrating a sweet, joyful and meaningful Rosh Hashanah. Here’s to a new year filled with health, happiness and blessings (and yes, even another Knicks championship).

Dividing up AI users in 3 categories: Wizard: approaches AI academically & with appropriate guards & wards. Treats it like a tool. Warlock: Makes a pact for power with an alien entity without considering the costs. Is corrupted by the whispers. Cleric: worships their new machine god. Is insane.

Matt Darling@besttrousers.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is warlockphobic. Shameful.

Hera about to turn all the pachinko balls into bees out of jealousy and spite.

Mondo Mascots@mondomascots.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Greek god Zeus is now working as the mascot for Macy pachinko parlors in Japan.

They should bring back StarTropics. But like not fuck it up.

Perfect Steens (current PDX weather: 60, expected high of 72, 50 degree dew point, a few wispy clouds, slight breeze, aqi of 20, fucking perfect weather)

Adregem ཐིཋྀ@adregem.bsky.social · 2w ago

This was on the writingcirclejerk subreddit and some of the replies 🤣🤣🤣 Henceforth the Moth King shall be named “An Antique Store of Peridot and Stifling Humidity” #Writing #WritingCommunity

Ditching work to take surfing lessons.

Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2w ago

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.

I can't imagine Logan in shorts that aren't jorts.

Xero Kane@xerokane.bsky.social · 2w ago

Never thought I’d see Logan in jorts.

Legends & Lattes: The Game

Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2w ago

My condolences to your free time www.polygon.com/dnd-dungeons...

Bone Apple Tea.

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu.org · 2w ago

I went for a walk without my phone OR my watch just like Robbins and Crusoe

Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.

Good news www.columbiagorgenews.com/news/domingu...

Dominguez family, owners of Juantonio’s, acquires Lower Hanel Mill Land instead of Amazon

HOOD RIVER CO. — Last Monday, Amazon cleared one of its final hurdles in building a 49,000-square-foot warehouse and distribution center outside Odell, but less than 24 hours later, the

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This is why professional cyclists on closed courses with absolutely zero risk of a car collision don't wear helmets.

Streetsblog NYC@nyc.streetsblog.org · 2w ago

Mayor Mamdani's focus on a helmet paints deadly crashes as the failure of vulnerable road users to protect themselves, rather than as the failure of government to stop completely avoidable carnage. buff.ly/0HIM3RQ

I'm really disappointed that Rose merch isn't available already.

The Oregonian@oregonian.com · 3w ago

The Portland Fire introduced Rose, a pink glitter-breathing dragon baddie, during halftime of their game against the Washington Mystics, capping a week of mysterious teaser events around Portland. https://mrf.lu/2CkF7

Can't go more than two blocks in SE PDX without seeing a Kei truck or van. I'm more than a little interested in those Slate Trucks, but we'd have to trade in our Nissan Leaf and just doesn't seem worth the hassle.

da share z0ne@dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 4w ago

I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN

Just dew it! The preferred snack of ER docs everywhere. 😎

I watched the first episode of that HBO Green Lantern shown, and I don't know if this is comics accurate or not, but John Stewart's dad is very quickly in the running for worst dad of all time.

Both JFK and CNN suck on this framing, "I had to buy the whole jar of mayo even though I only used a little bit, therefore it cost $10" GTFO, that's how cooking and ingredients work.

CNN@cnn.com · 3w ago

CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.

Ranked choice: 7 - 6 - 1

Tessa Duvall@tessaduvall.bsky.social · 3w ago

🚨 Kentucky has announced the finalists in its "I Voted" sticker contest. 🚨 Per the Secretary of State: Kentuckians can vote for their favorite sticker at the SOS's booth at the State Fair from August 20-30.

Forbidden brownies

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w ago

A coalition of environmentalists and community advocates sued the federal government in an effort to halt the first-ever commercial sale of deep sea mining leases in American waters.

Forbidden brownies

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w ago

A coalition of environmentalists and community advocates sued the federal government in an effort to halt the first-ever commercial sale of deep sea mining leases in American waters.

Keep digging into an enterprise system long enough and you'll find Gary, but its usually an AS400 system.

Mar Hicks@histoftech.bsky.social · 4w ago

“the database reads from that spreadsheet”

“the database reads from that spreadsheet”

Gibson's floral print couch is the exact opposite of what I expected.

William Gibson@greatdismal.bsky.social · last mo.

I’ve just stroked his back and tail, rather than being about to hit him! Beard is extremely temporary. Art by Rodney Graham.

A sweet lovely old lady I worked with wanted to go to the website for local radio station 101.9, call sign KINK...

adam whalen, mph 🐳@awhale.bsky.social · last mo.

in 7th grade computer class, we had to create a website from scratch using html. my friend wanted to make his about pigs. so naturally he went to pigs dot com, on the conservative catholic middle school computer. big mistake lol

I love @kmhd.bsky.social so much, but the DJ just interrupted herself to announce that she found a paperclip. "I just found a paperclip, so cool! More good music to come."

That jump scare at the end?! *Chefs kiss*

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · last mo.

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

LIKE AND REPOST IF YOU AGREE

Cinema 🤌

Had jury duty today, didn't get selected, but I was part of the actual juror pool and had to spend the whole day sitting in a court room. Honestly, glad I didn't get selected for this one. Since I wasn't selected I'm free to look up details about this case and this was a bad one. All against kids.

I'll take this a step farther and posit that tater tots make superior nachos than chips, the glorious and sumptuous totcho.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last mo.

i'm tired of restaurants treating fries and tots as equally valid choices for a side. tots are an iterative improvement over fries by any metric we can measure. fries are a fully outdated technology. if you're still playing the fry meta in 2026 you're already behind the competition