Meslier is significantly better than Kepa.

I don’t get too worked up about preseason all thing considered but Kepa can’t be the number two. He’s terrible and it’s shown just like it did last season. Also firmly on the sell Nwaneri train. I think he’s a decent player, but not nearly good enough to be in loaded midfield even as a sub.

I'd be fine with Messlier as the second keeper if it means we tie Kepa to a rocket and shoot the worthless fuck into the sun.

Extremely happy for him and a great signing for Palace. Injuries robbed us of him, but he’s fantastic when healthy.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 6h ago

🚨🔴🔵 Takehiro Tomiyasu to Crystal Palace, here we go! Medical passed in London and contract to be signed in next 48h. Japanese defender joins #CPFC as free agent after leaving Ajax in the summer. 🇯🇵

That's a horrible turnover from Arsenal but Kepa is equally horrid. Absolute statue. Throw him in the Thames with concrete shoes.

(Nwaneri isn't good)

"The gloom deepens for Mikel Arteta" says the moron with the microphone. Who cares about the result? This is a practice game with a backup keeper. Honestly, not everything matters that much.

Nwaneri kind of sucks lmfao

What a strike. (sell Nwaneri btw)

Kepa is fucking terrible.

I love Hincapie. Adore him. If Calafiori can stay healthy he needs to start the bulk of matches. He is an absolute menace.

I know it's preseason by Gyokeres should do better there.

He may stay. He may go. We’ve made the best case possible and are actively pursuing the best in the game. That’s what proper big clubs do, what champions do. Glad we’re in the room.

Commentator on CBS sports just called Martinelli "Gabriel Martinez". I understand it's preseason but getting the names right (or very close to it) should be the bare minimum. My pet peeve.

I'll venmo someone if they give me Hector Bellerin's exact haircare regimen.

Jokes aside, I do like the Bruno Guimaraes move. Another really talented piece in the midfield that’s more progressive than most of our other options. Also takes some of the load off Rice and doesn’t block Lewis-Skelly’s path to the first team as he’s almost 29. He’s our prick, now.

Always liked Bruno Guimaraes. Never said a bad thing about the guy.

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 13h ago

🚨 Newcastle United to sanction sale of Bruno Guimaraes to Arsenal for £75m. #AFC started lower, #NUFC wanted higher but compromise in process of being sealed to grant 28yo Brazil int’l midfielder desired move. Lyon entitled to 20% of profit @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...

If he doesn't throw an elbow at Gunnersaurus in his announcement video then what are we even doing

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · yesterday

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion; 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/743...

Some of my favorite sports moments over the better part of two decades have been talking UNC basketball with @thetxi.bsky.social. I missed it so much last season and I’m happy to get back to it. Doug knows ball.

If the search feature worked at fucking all on this app and if the Bruno G transfer becomes official I’d find that twat Newcastle fan that was trying to talk shit to me after we won’t the PL and ask them how they’re feeling. I hope they’re miserable, and I hope they have a fucked up life.

I’m going to fucking hang myself

The Denver Post@denverpost.com · yesterday

One of Denver’s most important defensive players headed to the locker room early in the second week of training camp.

If marathon really is failing that makes me so fucking happy. Bungie did this to themselves.

Pains me to say it because I think he’s really talented and will end up being a good player but Arsenal should sell Nwaneri.

Love Danny Welbeck but I hope his time at Chelsea is a catastrophic failure.

I have a few Broncos moots on here so I will say this: Please go follow Cody. I am often disillusioned with the quality of sports reporting and journalism, especially when it comes to the NFL, but Cody is class and has been for a long time.

Cody Roark@codyroarknfl.bsky.social · 4d ago

Broncos Camp Day 4: Denver Broncos offense starts hot, defense adjusts #BroncosCountry #DenverBroncos milehighsports.com/broncos-camp...

WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF TZOLIS

HAVERTZZZZZZZ

Ben White looks really rusty. Undertstandable tbh

Good signing for Everton, honestly. Felt like he really deserved more minutes with us as when he briefly featured he was quite good. Not slandering Arteta by any means but I do feel he let the player down a bit. Either way, he’s a PL champion and I’ll be pulling for him to do well!

David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 4d ago

🚨 EXCL: Everton reach agreement in principle with Arsenal to sign Christian Norgaard. Still needs formalising but 32yo midfielder set to join #EFC from #AFC for in region of £7m. Expected to undergo medical next week ahead of proposed move 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...

Rewatching Naurto in the background while I game and Sasori really talked all that shit to get creased by Sakura and an old ass lady 💀 (I fucking love Granny Chiyo btw. S-tier character.)