I went to look for this gif and had to stop myself from typing "massacred my boy marge simpson" because that's how it exists in my head thanks to slowpuke's tiktok
Dire Rhea Perlman
@druu.bsky.social
veteran social media enjoyer @̷̡̢̨̹͉̠͕͎̩̉͋drw (RIP Twitter) @̷̡̢̨̹͉̠͕͎̩̉͋beigeinside (Insta/Tumblr)
Murphy’s Law strikes again: cleared out everything in the bathroom thinking the ceiling was getting opened up to diagnose a water leak, but they just threw some caulk down in the unit upstairs.
New neighbor is a professional musician so I’m tempted to blast my favorites playlist to see if he tells me I have good taste when demanding I turn it down
Ironically “core inflation” is what’s happening to my body because of the food I buy. Folks,,,
I bet that chart would be delicious pan seared and served with a beurre blanc
John Gramlich@johngramlich.bsky.social · last wk."Buying food to eat at home has gotten 33% more expensive in U.S. cities since the beginning of 2019, according to government figures. In the 7.5 years before that, prices rose 6.4%." (via @apnews.com) apnews.com/article/groc...
It’s a funny thing to be glad there’s finally visible signs of water damage in my ceiling so the building management tears it open and proves once and for all that the dude upstairs needs to stop treating his bathroom like there’s a shower drain in the middle of the floor.
I’ve contacted our building management company 20x more in the last year than I did over a decade in our last apartment due to different kinds of weird neighbors making destructive decisions. Why is babysitting their asses now an unpaid part time job. Whyyyyy
Me and Mrs. both have two plus the old IRO track frame I’m keeping for a hypothetical project bike. The rental price of square footage in Brooklyn sets that as the cap.
JLP@jlp.systems · last wk.Ahh ok so lots of bicycle people have multiple bicycles
The hater’s lament: that restaurant with all the social media clamor is worth the hype
I have not been able to get Headphones’ “Gas and Matches” out of my head for the last few days and it’s such a good track it’ll probably be on nonstop repeat up there a few more
Having your hair cut by an amazing stylist who happens to be your friend means arriving at 8:30 with a litre of wine and then trying to catch a train home at 11 pm
Middle class kids in polo shirts hopping turnstiles in Brooklyn, New York City is BACK BABYEEE
Detective came to our building yesterday asking about the ex-neighbor. It’s weird to have had this play such a major role in our lives for the last year. Hopefully we’re approaching the end of the saga.
Dire Rhea Perlman@druu.bsky.social · last mo.Turns out there’s more; they’ve been sewing mayhem more broadly in the neighborhood and very intentionally damaging property
World Cup’s a lot of fun when you don’t follow the beautiful game but it’s in your time zone
Argentina and Spain should clear the benches and get it out of their systems
I wish more old heads understood that being a regular at a bar/restaurant/cafe means acting better than the doinks instead of being entitled about acting like a doink
Pausa de hydración on the field = pausa de fumar at the bar
Don’t know anything about either team but the excitement in the bar got me yelling a little too loud
Smoking that orange haze that makes me cough (going outside)
Sorry honey can’t let you sleep in today, got a bunch of environmentally-induced coughing I got to take care of this morning
don't love getting push notifications from my weather app that sound like environmental warnings from No Man's Sky
Learned the hard way a few years ago that light biking in bad AQI is a terrible idea even if the sky isn’t orange
Let’s just do a 30-minute compromise from the permanent Daylight vs. Standard teams. EST is now GMT -4.5. Done. We live in the future, we can handle it. Everybody’s mildly unhappy, the way God intended.
