Big news! I'll be getting bottom surgery mid-january next year 🥳 so there is not a lot of time left to enjoy my body as it is with all the extra parts ;) So you have until January 10th to book me as many times as you want, after that, I'll be off multiple months for recovery and changed forever ❤️

Your mid week treat wrapped up in black lace 🖤

Guess what is a meaningful and (often) inexpensive gift idea: physical media! I have a list of DVDs, CDs, records, and books on my wish list. Want to get me a little something but not break the bank? Physical media is the fastest way to my heart!

I didn’t realize that I might have to stay up until 10 p.m. on Midterm elections night if I made a same-day SQDC order 😭 I prefer to sleep through the tallying and wake up to the results.

Obviously Suzie Luv is allowed to shower with me! ... 💋

Ah yes, it’s that time of year where I yearn to go to bed by 7 pm.

Congratulations to the provinces celebrating new DST arrangements. So happy Alberta decided to call theirs “Alberta Time” 🙄

Help me Only One Pierogi, you're my only hope.

three birds in a trenchcoat@juneberrysprout.bsky.social · 2w ago

I know he’s (Patrick) dead and I’m going to spend the rest of the night off social media because I don’t want to process it tonight.

It’s been weird at this stage of life to find out which members of my friend group are *really* into the Hellraiser universe.

Decided to go as The Dude from The Big Lebowski for Halloween and now I’m scrolling through pages of men’s bathrobes muttering “it really ties the costume together.”

They opened a restaurant in Montreal called Dorsia, and now I can’t stop making American Psycho jokes. Are you an aspiring Paul Allen? Get us a reservation!

Patrick Bateman American Psycho

Alt: Patrick Bateman (played by Christian Bale), wears a disposable rain coat and wields an axe. He uses the axe to hack something off-screen and is sprayed with blood once the axe lands. This is a scene from American Psycho.

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Happy weekend everyone! Be sure to bend down if you still see flowers this time of year 🌸

I generally don’t listen to punk released after the 90s (a serious blindspot, I know), but I’ve been really intrigued by some of the stuff coming out of Britain and Australia lately.

"AI is the only ethical porn." Um, just how do you think the AI was trained? It's all theft. That's not 'guilt-free'... that's WORSE. And it's not 'real' sex, so it's allowed on social. In app stores. Sex workers get fucked while tech bros make cash. Anything to avoid paying women, I guess?

1) Story time: When I was a pastry cook, I worked with a guy who used host a show at a popular Calgary indie radio station before working kitchens. I had a classic ipod back then, full of whatever I could download and rips of my entire CD collection. As a young punk, I really wanted to impress him.

Shout out to @sultrybarista.bsky.social for reminding me that you can just light candles at home whenever you want. No special occasion necessary!

Chers Montréalais, In your opinion, what are the most overrated Montreal tourist stops? I’ll go first: Schwartz’s and Le Banquise.

Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.

Julie S. Lalonde@julieslalonde.bsky.social · 4w ago

Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.

Turns out I can’t watch YouTube play-throughs of the new Hell Raiser game on account of them getting immediately banned for gore. Do I know any passionate gamer providers in Montreal who will let me watch them play it? 🥺

All my 2027 tour dates 🍿 HIATUS — January 3 - February 1 New Orleans — February 17 - 21 D.C. — March 4 - 6 Philly — March 6 - 8 Boston — April 30 - May 2 San Francisco — July 8 - 12 Chicago — September 3 - 5 D.C. — November 4 - 6 Philly — November 6 - 8 Boston — December 3 - 5

Basketball

Sometimes you come up with an amazing costume idea, but lack the time or skills to make it a reality for the coming Halloween!

first time seeing sneakers at a senate debate

One time I was on a date with an American guy who said that the Tragically Hip would have been a better band without Gord Downie’s singing and I nearly stabbed him with a fork.

a cool thing you can do when you see something online is be like ah ok then go and do something else

"31 Days of Horror-ny" starts today! Get in the mood with our scary sexy adult movie guide. Start your month with Halloween porn films to inspire. Thrillers, vampires, beasts, sinister clowns, succubi, possessions, and devilish desires await... if you dare! 👻 pinklabel.tv/on-demand/13...

Don’t mind me, I’m just scoping out possible scary events for an upcoming sapphic spooky date…

Did anyone watch Practical Magic 2? I was really annoyed that they made it all, but I haven’t bothered to verify if it was bad…