this is maybe the worst thing ive ever written

merritt@merrittk.com · 2y ago

Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite

you are johnny storm, the human torch. can YOU solve the mystery of the rapping white boy?

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social · 2h ago

@merrittk.com found a Choose Your Own Adventure style novelization of the Fantastic Four animated series. We hate The Fantastic Four so we made this article FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/08/nerd...

well a livestream of three tiktok influencers halfheartedly trying to talk down a man who is in the process of slicing himself into ribbons has sealed it for me, vertical video should not exist

me when someone i dont like leaves up a post i dont like: does the knave know no shame? he makes clear his unrepentant, beastly nature! victory is mine! me when someone i dont like deletes a post i dont like: ha! the coward retreats, acknowledging his foul crime! victory is mine!

@adamconover.net and i are texting each other just saying "holy shit" or things of that nature a lot lately and it's always about like, did you see g'kar just put on a hat in front of a picture of daffy duck

i accidentally looked at youtube on a machine where i wasnt logged in/didnt have my homepage blocking extension and saw a thumbnail of someone pulling something out of a gecko's eye. i now believe that computer was a mistake

everyone in Children of Men is so fixated on the near-term extinction of humanity. why not focus on the positives, like how great flights and restaurants are

who could say if we just recorded the annual white-off

How to Be Cool www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

i like being freelance lately but whenever i've had an editorial position my mandate has been to get as many cool people bylines and paid as possible and i kind of miss that part of the job

i like ken but come on. glazing him and not even mentioning the fact that gwen's been dragged through the mud for the past few days? embarrassing for a publication that's supposed to be about LGBTQ perspectives

Them@them.us · 2d ago

The ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.

you shouldnt be able to livestream from your phone. you should have to be sitting in a room with a bunch of tacky LED lights everywhere and an ugly gamer chair

e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 2d ago

if people really want to debate the validity of certain classes of person in our society, I suggest we start with "irl streamers"

new chapter of Greebo! www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/08/03/g...

today's youth will never have the experience of scrolling the 40 or so channels you had at 1 AM on a friday night looking for something interesting or horny and catching the back half of eXistenZ without having any idea what it was

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

everyone in my night lords army has long greasy black hair except for these guys who exploded theirs off with their backfiring disintegrators like wile e coyote

this is a wild thing to make up lol

"yeah i just ask chatgpt and-" cool i no longer take you seriously as a person

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Jay Castello 🌻@jaymcastello.bsky.social · 4d ago

something horrifying has come to me in a vision

strong candidate for most pathetic person in history

"with musk's money he could just make a movie why use AI" because then he'd have to pay people, support workers, contribute to culture in some small way even if it was to ultimately make a dogshit movie. just using AI means he can avoid all that AND make people mad

insanely funny that the Daily Mail ran this story with gwen's profile photo of faceapp lady Jim Rockford

god shut the fuck up

read @merrittk.com's Greebo comics @ otherstrangeness.com and had to do a Truq fanart

the first seven chapters of Greebo are now up for free on my site. it's about a little guy who's summoned by a wizard into a gacha game-type world and meets all kinds of strange characters www.otherstrangeness.com/tag/greebo/

Our long-running, award-winning podcast on Frank Dux's autiobiography starts today. Come for the CIA sex brush, stay for the clandestine piss meetings.

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social · last wk.

We actually did it! The all Frank Dux Podcast series drops today. Check out The Secret Man with @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/R5NEslW2FDSv...

Addressing the Rumors www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/addressing-163346552

i wrote about the babylon 5 episode that's just bloodsport in space, marking the second time that Claudia Christian appeared in an on-screen work with that exact premise

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social · last wk.

@merrittk.com is covering the space Bloodsport episode of Babylon 5 today for the site! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/punc...

i cannot believe they found a way to make the experience of playing commander worse. imagine getting infinite combo'd by a nude man at the sex club