This is objectively the correct ranking.

༺🕯 𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐲 🕯༻@jds-1988.bsky.social · 2h ago

Tell me your official Scream ranking. S1 > S3 > S2 > S4 > S6 > S5

Day Two!!! Disaster on an airline! Gay Grandfather alien abduction! Russian lit adaptation with tap dancing! Storytelling hour! PORTLAND! COME TO CoHo AND SUPPORT WEIRD QUEER ART! ...it's literally what we're all fighting for, babes.

Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous)@dsbigham.bsky.social · 3d ago

Portland— Do you like horror? Do you like theater? Do you like queer? ... Stage Fright Festival kicks off tonight! You should fuckken come. Weird art forever, bby. www.stagefrightfestival.com

Chicago Pope's anti death penalty tweet—at this moment in time, specifically —is another reason to love Chicago Pope.

Confession: This murderess, the Sara Rue movie, and the Bette Midler musical forever stay jumbled in my brain. I'm never sure which is which when someone says the G word.

PinkNews@pinknews.bsky.social · yesterday

Ken Urker, the boyfriend of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died aged 34. Louisiana authorities say the death investigation is https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/10/02/ken-urker-death-2026/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=quill_queue&utm_content=p3

A new interactive forecast tracks fall color in all 36 Oregon counties and updates every day with this season's weather. https://mrf.lu/28Qhn

Pitch Perfect³ (Anna Kendrick shaves her head and signs her way out of an alien infested spaceprison)

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.

What if JD is already de facto President? What if bts everyone is clearing everything through him?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Markwayne Mullin calls JD Vance "President JD Vance"

Portland— Do you like horror? Do you like theater? Do you like queer? ... Stage Fright Festival kicks off tonight! You should fuckken come. Weird art forever, bby. www.stagefrightfestival.com

Stage Fright Festival

Stage Fright is a queer horror theater festival in the Portland, Oregon featuring performances, variety shows, community events, and more. Join the cult and get involved!

stagefrightfestival.com

Kudos to the McMurdo therapist, I guess

Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 4d ago

A Massive Hole Opened Up in Antarctica. Scientists May Have Finally Figured Out Why https://gizmodo.com/a-massive-hole-opened-up-in-antarctica-scientists-may-have-finally-figured-out-why-2000822872

lol, fuck this masturbatory thumb of a person

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4d ago

I think we know what this means

YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors

The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.

gothamist.com

The official SCOOBY-DOO account is celebrating Halloween with a series of parody posters paying tribute to OBSESSION, BACKROOMS, WEAPONS and more. See the full lineup: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/397057...

And by "violating banking laws" CBS News means former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested boys he coached for wrestling in high school, boys as young as 14. To-may-to/to-mah-to!

People who can type quickly without using the home keys are wild to me.

Holy shit. 2026 marks the first time in 21 years that I haven't done an October 3rd memefest. Weird.

Made St Louis -style gooey butter cake and toasted ravioli (T-Ravs) for a party last night. Went over like gangbusters. Hell yeah.

I thought Trump fired whoever was tracking job numbers?

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social · last wk.

Breaking News: The US only added 29,000 jobs in September. They were expecting 84,000. Unemployment is also up. www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

Kids just be doing shit

Curry Barker keeps telling us he made a rape comedy and everyone keeps pretending that's not what he thinks he made.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

‘OBSESSION’ has been submitted for consideration in Best Musical/Comedy categories at the Golden Globes (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

Isn't this a privacy violation of some sort?

tim dewey@tjdfotographist.bsky.social · last wk.

My god, everything this administration does is stupid.

My god, everything this administration does is stupid.

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 2w ago

I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”

"Water For Elephants" with no date. Sigh.

I can hear my cat taking a monster piss right now. Blessed be this quiet home.

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

G—Damnit. My "see every J Law movie" and my "don't watch Zach Cregger movies" rules will be in conflict. Whatever will I do? /dramaticSwoon

Deadline@deadline.com · 2w ago

Jennifer Lawrence is starring in Zach Cregger's next movie, the original sci-fi thriller The Flood, at Warner Bros' New Line Cinema.

When I told you this man was incapable of critical thought, I was not exaggerating.

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 2w ago

Curry Barker's ANYTHING BUT GHOSTS will release in theaters May 7, 2027. Barker & Cooper Tomlinson play ghost hunter con artists who encounter a real entity. Barker tells Bloody Disgusting, "It’s so different than Obsession, because the idea lends itself better to comedy."

How we used to have to buy weed

Any time I have gone to a drive-in I have been too busy doing other things* to remember what movies were playing. *not always horny things! sometimes just random mischief!

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w ago

Name a film you watched at a drive-in.

#1 Tip for grown up Halloween parties? Have packages of PopRocks among the candy. PopRocks make people think of blowjobs, which make people feel young and giggly and horny, which makes for a good party. PopRocks, babes. Trust.