sorry for what I said when you made me hate you
Tyler, from the Internet
@tylerfromtheinternet.com
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him Seattle
me: (not exercising) me: (eating pizza) me: why am I not losing weight this is bullshit
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✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h agostarting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”
I have made fun and will make fun of this SNL character come to life, but for this: respect
Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social · 4h agoI encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.
warning: this thread contains so many sheeps
Tom Cox@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · last mo.I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best sheep I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital story associated with each sheep in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
disc horse bot: men getting more votes than women is misogynistic
VoteHub@votehub.com · 19h agoMichigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Kent County Absentee: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 4,106 (55.4%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 2,895 (39.1%)
Cishet white liberal man, hands on hips: "Boy. Trans woman make great punching bags."
I was taking a break from bluesky, so now that I'm back it's a great time to happen! 🤞
It's Abby. Yep@itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15h ago✨what if it happened tonight ✨
Democratic primaries are fucking rigged. Democrats win them nearly every single time. Study it out.
dillo (yc)@dillo.media · 16h agoshe might be the dumbest person alive lol
nah you don't need to learn about the past, it's over
this isn't true, this didn't actually happen. mr robot was wrong.
CineCalendar@cinecalendar.bsky.social · yesterdayAug 4th 1997 - Skynet, the world's first Automated Defense Network, was activated. 📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
hahaha I remember this at the time, we were doing sketches at the time and didn't end up making one about the alcoholic cheerleading coach pushing their vision onto the community like a pretentious artist while using a bunch of confused children for "art" in a basketball court.
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god I think I found the video.
And hey, if you wanted to read my novelette When He Calls Your Name & consider throwing a vote at it, that'd be swell! I'm kind of the Susan Lucci of the Hugos at this point--I've lost 11 Hugos so far! I EXCEL AT IT. Wouldn't it be cool to break the streak? www.uncannymagazine.com/article/when...
When He Calls Your Name - Uncanny Magazine
There’s nights in the deep end of summer so hot and thick and wet you can feel the dark wrinkling up your fingers like bathwater—and my last night breathing was one of those. 2 a.m. came to ring my be...
uncannymagazine.com
Catherynne M. Valente@catvalente.bsky.social · 6d agoObligatory Hugos Voting Post! You have until Sat 8/8 to vote for the #HugoAwards! Fun fact: anyone is eligible to vote! All it takes is a $50 WSFS-Only Membership. For that $50? You get copies of all nominated works--worth far more. Support in-person fandom & have a say! www.lacon.org/register/
me: I'm bisexual, which means I'm either sexual twice a year or once every other year, and nothing in between the person I'm talking to, who doesn't really know what online is apart from netflix and work email: haha that's funny did you think of that yourself me: me: me: yes
Ugh 😭 Aunt May used to be so hot, and then they had to go and cast Marisa Tormei in the role, wait I meant
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 4d agoSorry I blacked out and just started having visions of Marisa tomei in the holland spiderman movies
for posterity, @tylerfromtheinternet.com exquisite take: You can't I mean you cannot you can not you can nnnnnot just say that other marginalized people said you can do whatever you want to marginalized people what are you talking about, who told you it works that way.
Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h agoand fight the next person that gives her shit. You can't, I mean you cannot you can not you can nnnnnot just say that other marginalized people said you can do whatever you want to marginalized people, what are you talking about, who told you it works that way. Even IF they aren't imaginary!
Another one I've come to really get a kick out of is 20 year olds describing in detail what things were like in the late 90s/early 2000s. Quite often it's incredibly funny. Not in the good way like they want, but incredibly funny.
Atila, Tampons Fear Me@atilacore.bsky.social · 20h agoWatching commentary youtube videos about the downfall of commentary youtubers i never watched like its 60 minutes
I asked chatgpt and it said it isn't, but then I told it that it is and it said sorry yes it is.
Greg Pak@gregpak.net · yesterday"A.i." is bullshit and literally everyone knows it.
when actually it's refusing to say sorry, refusing to acknowledge mistakes, and doing DARVO/special birthday boy crap that puts us at risk which makes us want to break out the bowie knife (metaphorical) and gets you branded a Capital B Bigot
Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h agoI think you might feel like, somehow, acknowledging a mistake means that the queer community will go "haha he admits it gotcha!" and put a scarlet letter of bigotry on your forehead with a bowie knife like Inglorious Basterds. I think a lot of people think that's what'll happen. It's the opposite.
as someone who doesn't talk to their dad, fuck this is real
yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 20h agogenuine recession indicator: i find myself thinking that maybe i should call my dad
also, I would never call myself an ally sincerely like that. being a human who cares about all other humans is enough. let other people call you positive things, if you earn it.
this changed eventually, but I just remembered how shitty it was that for the entirety of my 20s at least I wasn't allowed to donate blood because I was a man who'd had sex with other men, and how embarrassing it was being turned away from donating because I probably had dirty blood or whatever
Been offline for a bit so I'm late to the party, but hey @kenjennings.bsky.social you owe my friend @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social a pretty large apology. If any friend of mine behaved the way and did the things you did, I would stop being their friend permanently. It's truly bad person stuff, man.
Cis influencers were caught pretending to be trans for rage clicks and sub money. Over a year later, they are not only still doing it… there appear to be more of them...