you know how honey went down as being a scummy org because they would sponsor anyone who wanted their pennies? that's how i feel about zocdoc. something isn't right about it, but not enough for me personally to investigate
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@duatauru.bsky.social
Your lv. 38 artist, graphic designer, game designer, dungeon master, pup, queer friend. 💕Fizzy💕
A trio of stormfiends. Three stormfiends for you. A triumvirate of fiends (storm variety). #skaven #aos #ageofsigmar #stormfiends
the Szechuan Sage himself gazing down on me as I put the good peppercorns in my instant noodle sauce.
Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · last wk.
guinness beef stew and rustic mashed taters. sweet himbo femboy cumshot that's so yummy
I am the man I am the horse I am the day I teach the horse And I can make him drinks water
Chris Ingraham@cingraham.bsky.social · 2w agoIncredible Facebook slop ad I just got
The friends who like you because you're passably normal are never gonna be as fun as the friends who love you for being your unapologetically weird self
Poultrygeist@mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 2w ago"Making new friends as an adult is so hard!!" ok but have you tried being a freak online
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
I think 20yo Duat would be struck dead on the spot by how much I accomplished and experienced and the trajectory I'm on. But that little dumbass twink is grateful for the journey. Without it I would be a dumbass former twink.
Beaux 🕋@obsidian.blacksky.app · 3w agoWould 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
Since cerberus is really pronounced kerberos which means "spot" you need to go back and change your 3 headed doggies into dalmatians
A parody painting of Jesus in the garden of gethsemane, but it's duat, and he's asking why his butthole is so tiny
in my first 2 weeks of classes i've submitted 30 assignments lmao
Me: *listening to an explanation of a board game* oh it's like an analog Jackbox game Everyone: *laughing*
Interesting that as maryland speakers we tend to be grouped more around tidewater on the map
Rose 🏳️⚧️@thatgaywolf.bsky.social · last mo.It's always interested me how the southwest has a lot of similarities to the mid-Atlantic! And Florida is where I woulda picked up any southern twinge I have, so that makes sense hahahah
*sippin on henny* what y'all n'wahs know about grond
EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS shaded fullbody $80 4 slots boost to help! #furry #art #commissions
me, allergic to cats: *vigorously petting our orange cat* me, moments later, unable to see or breathe: what could possibly be happening to me
finally got my basic ass site up so I can start posting Broken stuff :3 Info on the book and two sample chapters are available here - beepboopbork.com/broken/
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
M. Belanger@sethanikeem.bsky.social · last mo.“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
I close my eyes. My awareness ascends toward the chosen one. He will save us all. He restrains the foe, and cries out "We will not tolerate your evil longer!" The dagger plunges into the flesh of the foe. He is exsanguinated, and the nation breathes freely. Liberty Biberty lays slain on the ground.