@slangsonsports.bsky.social Is Germán Márquez the first player to get his first career save with a 5 IP appearance? Gotta imagine he’s the first guy to get his first save like that after a decade in the majors, at least…
Jeff Dubner
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Public interest attorney. Formerly EEOC, Democracy Forward.
200 replies and not a single O Brother, Where Art Thou?
What are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Blade Runner springs to mind
It’s oftentimes expressed in fire, I’ll give them that much
DEUTSCHE lays it on thick: “.. SpaceX represents in our view the apex of civilizational ambition, oftentimes expressed in steel and fire, bending the arc of history to make humans multiplanetary ..” $SPCX
Every government or non-profit lawyer going to a firm for the first time
anyone know how long 6 minutes is
I’d put it slightly differently. They already have a majority to suspend the Constitution, as shown by McMahon v. New York and some other shadow docket cases. But they don’t yet have a (consistent) majority to outright reject the Constitution.
Oh good, we’re doing Wiz With again That was the thing that first broke me about political media - Kerry and Bush both ordered the “wrong” type of cheesesteak, Bush lied about his order and made Kerry’s an attack line, and the media covered the attack instead of the lie or the hypocrisy. Maddening.
1. Egg potato and cheese tacos are incredible 2. The evidence for it being a “debate” is that a Republican said something about it hoping an article like this would get written bsky.app/profile/anam...
These seem reasonable but not nearly sufficient Why not allow malicious prosecution and defamation suits against feds, with personal liability, and require SLAPP-like protections and DC venue to avoid the Wichita Falls problem? Why not authorize DC AG to prosecute all fed crimes by fed officials?
This is exactly why we need DOJ reform to be *codified in law,* as I argued in this piece, and as Adam Schiff and others told me in interviews. The old post-Watergate norms-based approach is dead. newrepublic.com/article/2099...
Once while I was clerking, the judge put a mug down on my desk and then chastised himself for the water ring that formed. I said “oh, that’s alright,” and he said “it’s not our desk.” I get some of the same vibe from Judge Leon!
BREAKING: Judge Leon finds Trump likely lacks the authority to build the ballroom, blocks Trump admin from building unless Congress actually gives that authority. "[N]o statute comes close to giving the President the authority he claims to have." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Wonderful news out of Minnesota: the district court has granted a preliminary injunction prohibiting ICE from transferring people outside of Minnesota for 72 hours after detention, and requiring access to counsel at Whipple! apnews.com/article/minn...
Federal judge extends order requiring access to lawyers for Minnesota immigration detainees
A federal judge has extended her order requiring that federal authorities give immigrants detained in Minnesota access to attorneys immediately.
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BREAKING: Judge Brasel converts her TRO to a preliminary injunction in the access-to-counsel case about Whipple in Minnesota. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
BREAKING: Judge Nancy Brasel, a Trump appointee, has issued a TRO in the Minnesota access-to-counsel case about treatment at Whipple. "It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
ADDITIONAL COWBELL STYLES MAY BE DENIED ENTRY
Seriously. Going to the group stage games, watching fans make a RUCKUS for Venezuela and the DR, seeing this extensive list of approved and prohibited instruments(!!), made it so clear that a) we can be doing this so much better; b) MLB knows it and has chosen not to
BREAKING: Court orders DHS to immediately STOP deploying tear gas, smoke grenades, pepper balls, & other toxic chemicals flooding Portland homes, finding residents face *irreparable* harm. This is a critical win for our clients, who've suffered from unconstitutional government violence for months.
Wonderful news out of Oregon: the district court has enjoined DHS from continuing to tear gas our clients who live in an affordable housing development across the street from the Portland ICE facility! democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...
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This article is uhhh even more relevant in Schiltz’s district today, eh @stevevladeck.bsky.social
I was just recommending somebody read “On Being Happy, Healthy, and Ethical in an Unhappy, Unhealthy, and Unethical Profession”! Had no idea it was Schiltz. Should be required reading for law students.
One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."
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Benjamin Booker - Witness (Official Audio)
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The term martyr means “witness.” The man was murdered for bearing witness, literally bearing it, not arms but a camera. Murdered for seeing.
scream from the top of my lungs, “what’s going on?”
2026!!
scream from the top of my lungs, “what’s going on?”
2026!!
Hey, it’s like Henry IV said: Caracas is worth a mass[ive humilitation]
BREAKING: Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado says she presented Trump her Nobel Peace Prize to recognize his commitment to her country.
Did they… did they paint a leather couch on the wall?
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
I can’t believe this thread is still going on. I hope Schneider threatens to sue and Kruse’s lawyer just writes back “Truth is a complete defense.”
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
In the middle of a three-week trial, a judge ordered us to negotiate in her chambers while she was out of town. There were fresh-baked cookies. When she got back and we reported that we couldn’t settle any of the claims, she shook her head and said “I’m never baking cookies for you again.”
The late and seriously lamented New York Supreme Court Justice Carol Edmead used to keep a "settlement bowl" of candy in her courtroom. If you settled a case, you got candy. I never saw a single heated argument in her courtroom; never one attorney who got belligerant.
15 years ago after a night of drinking somebody said to me, very seriously, “hey, about before… just forget I mentioned it, ok?” and I’ve wondered ever since what the hell they think they told me
a nice thing you can do when leaving a house party is pick a random person who seems hazy memories drunk but not blackout, put your hands on their shoulders, look them in the eyes and tell them Hey, Your Secret Is Safe With Me. just so they're not worried about their secret for the rest of the night
I named my fists Marcel and Proust because you’re gonna be past remembering things
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
Many weeks later, as he faced the jury box, Colonel Sean Dunn was to remember that distant afternoon when his Uber driver took him to buy a sub.
Austen, Melville, Twain, Parker, Eliot, and Hawthorne couldn't have done it better