Opossum stuffies are the best because as they get more worn and bedraggled over the years, they just look more and more opossum.

"Hitachi, thanks for the backhoe, do you have anything else I might need?" Hitachi: "I've got your back, hoe"

Whose Line walked so Make Some Noise could skip to my fucking loo.

A Primatology Thesis written about the correlation between relative scarcity and violent hierarchies in primate populations focusing on chimpanzees and bonobos, Sulawezi macaques and Toque Macaques, snub nose monkey populations in seasons of feast and famine as well as populations of homo sapiens.

Loch Nessica Rabbit

Step 1: create AI Step 2: know that it's not super useful Step 3: push it with all your might anyway It may seem weird, like you know it sucks, but you're for it anyway? Step 4: build the data centers (driving up the price of components) Step 5: ai flops Step 6: sell "computing" as a subscription

I feel like Hayes Steele and Fanoli would be like if Statler and Waldorf hated each other 🤣

A Capybara is roommates with a Goose. That's it, that's the show.

A bard is simply a Rizzard

My DJ Name would be "Anomalous Weed Usage"

"Back to the ol' grind" -Tony Hawk

How tf do wasps get so small? Google smallest wasp. Wtf? It's just wasps all the way down.

Friends who have sex: friends with benefits Friends who get married: friends with tax benefits

I like to imagine there was someone in ancient Mesopotamia shaking their first in the sky cursing Ea Nasir to have his name be synonymous with shitty copper forevermore. As a finger curls on a monkey's paw.

Particles: the smallest of Greek Heroes.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

All I'm saying is that suddenly being at a Waffle House with no idea how you got there is like 40% of their business.

andy™@andylevy.net · 6mo ago

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Orangutans being orange and having NOTHING to do with the word orange is the same level of etymological coincidence as the Tower of Babel having nothing to do with "babble".

Cold Stone Cream Austin.

I'd like to thank Sam Reich for bringing back the idea of wealthy patrons supporting their jesters.

Sometimes I look at my coffee grinder and wonder if the "kief" could be used to make a monstrous espresso.

y'all the empire/first order are right wing extremists and Indiana Jones fought Nazis and maybe the problem is that the fascists keep coming back, you ignorant meatball

Cody@atiredgay.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I miss media literacy.

Millions of people have seen the greatest nap of my life.

Kayla Cromer Official@kaylacromer.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

This has always been what capitalism would lead to.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere. It means more power for them and less freedom for you.

Headcanon: the governing body of Kens in Barbieland is called The Kenate.

I'd been wondering exactly how America will end and this ad I scrolled by seems like a strong contender.

Every time a baby monkey goes viral, I'm reminded how we're hard-wired to find baby primates cute.

We need more guys named Max as a society. Things are feeling pretty Min.

A prompt I'd LOVE to see on Make Some Noise: Old Deuteronomy from Cats reaction to being renamed "Old Neuteronomy" after being fixed.

My favorite character in Frieren is the bass player.