Danielle Ryan
@danirat.bsky.social
Writer, artist, occasional podcast guest god's forsaken spaghetti boy she/they/he (non-binary) danirat.carrd.co iwtv/tvl, ds9, iasip obsessed happily married ratcandy.art
![genius lyrics for cabbage by THE vampire lestat
Intro]
Let’s say I’m drawn to trauma
That drama drives the engine
An exercise
To exorcise the voices that keep me hummin'
I've heard enough
(Hit the gas!)
To shut them up
(Hit the gas!)
(Shut up!)
If you see me runnin' into traffic
Don't you panic
I'll be fine
I'll be fine](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycve62otz2u5fiyjtyl72lmy/bafkreiccurqjosj5532yef2xedduhpy6uns5xd4rdb3gk3xzshjyzcndui)
![[Pre-Chorus]
I loved too hard
(Hard!)
I loved too fast
(Fast!)
(Shut up!)
All I wanted was a love that's finally designed to last
(No you don't!)
To last
(No you don't!)
To last
(No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no you don't!)
To last
[Chorus]
Be broken, unlovable
This ain't no cry for help
This is a song for all the beautiful unwell
Be damaged, be cabbage
When the curtain drops, be baggage
This ain’t no goddamn crime of passion, oh!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycve62otz2u5fiyjtyl72lmy/bafkreih67tmmrrc57nemyiv53bycbhkr3nczjfec7dfohpzkvp3ma6tjhm)
be cabbage is my theme song I'm not happy about it but it is what it is
I know my discord friends can see me listening to the same 5 or 6 songs over and over and can go "oh Dani's at it again"
Want a fantastic bespoke piece done by a wonderful person and talented artist? Then hit Dani up for a commission like I did with this #HarleyQuinn police line-up (inspired by the poster for THE USUAL SUSPECTS).
Danielle Ryan@danirat.bsky.social · 2d agoreminder as always that you can pay me to draw just about anything for you and I will work with you to ensure both of us are stoked with the results ratcandy.art/commissions
I'll be fine eventually gonna go attempt to be productive and such
Danielle Ryan@danirat.bsky.social · 2h agothank you for being here and apologies for crashing out regularly realizing my 30s were mostly a waste has been a whole thing
thank you for being here and apologies for crashing out regularly realizing my 30s were mostly a waste has been a whole thing
I am back! with my picks for week two of @tcmtv.bsky.social's Summer Under The Stars What are you watching? #TCMparty
MovieJawn@moviejawn.com · 2h agoTierney, Stanwyck, and Hayward oh my! MJ's @rosaliekicks.com is back with her flick picks for the 2nd week of @tcmtv.bsky.social's Summer Under The Stars ✨
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oh my god I just realized Luigi kind of looks like Peter Falk
Blade killing redneck vampires to Cotton-Eyed Joe and it ends with him breaking a banjo in half and using the neck as a stake
Hello. All I would like for my birthday today is this boosted everywhere and any help anyone can manage. Rent and bills forever. License renewal today costs $41 And i have to make moxie an appointment that will be at least $300. Second half of rent due in a week and a half. Anythinf helps!
"Birthday Girl" Ella Tailor@garaktailor.com · 2d agoNext set of goals are Second Half of August Rent by the 16th General Bills and existing in society. Moxie Yearly Check up for Prescription Food. Currently really just need like $5 to get out of the red. V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$:/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo Everything helps. and gets a moxie picture.
therapist: it's great that you're taking the high road me: yeah but I don't want to i want to take the sewer
I plan to wake up tomorrow having gone through and completely healed from a PPV surgery. It's Goddesses Birthday present to me.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
owwww Christ I would apologize in advance for being a lot today but honestly I think I'm allowed this is goddamn ridiculous
Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day
bullies upset me worse than anything especially ones who pretend to be good and kind
my parents are like "OMG TED LASSO IS BACK" and I'm like "oooh there's new homicide hunter" we are not the same
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
Honestly Will can only get away with this because Sir Terry Pratchett is no longer with this and I suspect Will knows this. If Terry Pratchett was alive to see this his very next novel would involve the Bloodless Quant Society as lead by Wont Pencil.
these people are always all "vote blue no matter who" until a muslim socialist wins a primary then suddenly they're all "gotta earn my vote"