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@dumbcat.bsky.social

i'm a dumb ᴄᴀᴛ who says silly things, draws stuff, and streams?? pay me to draw stuff for you ahaha (=^ェ^=) a.k.a.: Alex J Cleret No generative-ai Artistic elder-millennial 18+ themes (adults only) Non-binary (they/them|Mx.) French Canadian Disabled

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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 2h ago

this video should play in cinemas the masses need to experience it

07/27/1978

YouTube video by lasagnacat

youtu.be

The Webcam Wanderer 🔞@bucklerparry.bsky.social · 17h ago

gouache paintttt

dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 3d ago

i've always disliked the original meme because nobody said it was a number

edit of that image where the two characters are arguing over an image on the ground, one insists it says "6" but the other insists it says "9". i edited it so the symbol is part of some text that reads "Danger stay away" and there's a nuclear meltdown in the background and a skull vaping and a three-eyed lizard.

User with this avatar just got blocked@avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 3d ago

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · yesterday

quick comic that took longer than intended to draw:

drawing of a four panel comic
panel 1: person doing ASMR says "tippy tappy" and "brain tingles"
panel 2: banging in the background and the door is bending comically
panel 3: police officer is arresting the person making ASMR and they person is yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" while the cop yells "STOP RESISTING"
panel 4: the police officer is whispers "asmr is degenerate" while tippy tapping the mic

i do not like how everything vaguely perceived as sexual is becoming illegal, this is a slippery slope that will lead to people getting "deleted"

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d ago

dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 23h ago

Something Something Sonic Adventure Pose

drawing of @chibibuizel.bsky.social's Bowser-sona doing a Sonic Adventure Pose, the background is a greebled jpg from Mario Movie where you see all them mushrooms (Mario is still slightly visible)

Fat Crow/Buizel@chibibuizel.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Finally made a bowser sona im happy with, and got some art of him from @neontapirguts.bsky.social which i colored! Both clothed and natural bowser looks

Big fat bowser/buizel hybrid with a tank top and shorts

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · 19h ago

Tim Dillon says the democratic socialists are a little too "kill whitey" for his liking

The Onion @theonion.com · 22h ago

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period

Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11mo ago

Reissuing this as a point of etiquette

Impish cartoon self-portrait of the artist, a fellow with sticky-up hair and round glasses, shouts at you:

You NEVER NEED TO FOLLOW ME BACK!!!
I want to follow your posts, not insinuate myself into your life!
BUT IF YOU DO FOLLOW BACK AND WE DEVELOP A NICE RAPPORT OVER
TIME, THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY CHILL.

〚Ẋ〛@projectendo.bsky.social · 19h ago

Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 2y ago

I made this fun redraw of my favorite Scott Shaw Archie Sonic illustration.

Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@amerrill2.bsky.social · 19h ago

Brak wanted to record a very special song for this post…

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 24h ago

This has been studied quite a bit, the solar panels create a sort of greenhouse effect for the plants underneath them while also generating energy which feels like it should be cheating but is real and literally only has upsides.

Dr Earhart Sampson PhD 🌎 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇺🇦@earhart.bsky.social · 3d ago

Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming - The Economic Times share.google/GDGqQBgisqhG...

ＲＯＣＫＯ'ＳＥＤＩＴＳ! 🐭✨ (Comms are open)@rockosedits.bsky.social · 20h ago

It's Bowser Day 2026! #bowserday fakescreenshot #videogame

Daga @hexedcoin.bsky.social · 19h ago

Dr Earhart Sampson PhD 🌎 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇺🇦@earhart.bsky.social · 3d ago

Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming

A Massachusetts farm is integrating solar panels above berry fields. This agrivoltaics project generates electricity while shading the crops. The elevated panels create a cooler microclimate, retain...

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Pod @poddraws.bsky.social · 19h ago

Cat o' Nine Tails! (and friend) Drawn for a guest book with the theme of reusing an element from the previous drawing. 🧡🩶

A cartoony cat with nine tails, shaped like the whip of the same name. Ink and watercolor.

Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 24h ago

'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.

gatitas calientes cerca de ti! 🔞@plasmid.catgirlhaven.com · 23h ago

Bonnie Hopps, from Zootopia! #art #nsfw

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 21h ago

🥵 it's too hot

Admiral is surrounded by fans, sweating. Beside him is a glass of purple liquid.
Admiral: Too... hot... can't... think...
Jen: You need to hydrate! Drink some of that juice!
-
Admiral: This... not juice... this brain... brain.. go melt...

sketbordcat | WISHLIST Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse 🐴@sketbordcat.bsky.social · 3d ago

this is the full game about magnifying horses. Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse comes out on August 10, 2026. i made a trailer to celebrate the occasion:

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · yesterday

Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.

Melody Iza @izaart.bsky.social · 22h ago

Believe in yourself Arthur

A silly illustration of Arthur the aardvark from the animated series Arthur on PB, he’s smiling & saying “Hi I’m Arthur” in wonky funky text while rays of multicolor light are behind him & his hands look like animation smears with multiple fingers on each & his eyes are half lided

Jay Axer @jayaxer.bsky.social · 21h ago

ctf_2Dorks

axer is a huge pyro slapping his foot that ripped out of his boot onto the ground as he steps over a cargo container. a flame hovers over his right finger. Kami as a huge pyro is in the air above him, resting her foot ripped out of her boot onto axer's shoulder as the into suitcase flies into the air.

dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 21h ago

uhg my head

The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 22h ago

⋆。 ̊ ☁︎ ̊。⋆。 ̊☽ ̊。⋆

An alicorn soaring through the sky, its tail turning the day into sunset. The caption reads, "you don't struggle because you are weak, you struggle because what you are doing is hard"

IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 2d ago

“Why is Israel so central to US politics?” There is a clear answer: Because for nearly three years, millions of Americans have watched Israel commit a livestreamed genocide against Palestinians that was only made possible by our tax dollars.

Bow2 Bowser @manhh-bisrelated.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Special Attacks !!

Bow2 Bowser @manhh-bisrelated.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[The Super Peach’s castle of Furyyyy]

K. Wroten 🍏@jukeboxcomix.bsky.social · 23h ago

Marko | Olga Plushie Out Now!@markoraassina.bsky.social · yesterday

When the Norwood Reaper starts closing in...