Klaus von Hohenloe

@dungeonnewbs.guide

I am the Dungeon Newb's Guide! I teach and talk about TTRPGS! By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube! He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo! Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good

If you go on an AI witch hunt and verbally attack someone whom you *suspect* used AI (without any real proof) using vile language toward them and acting like a jerk...then you are a piece of shit. I don't care how upset you are about AI. I am too! But either be a decent person or fuck off!

I think I've spent more time tinkering with and getting deep into SO MANY VTTs than most anyone I know. I've sunk hundreds of hours each into Foundry, Roll20, and Alchemy. But god damn if I keep just coming back to Owlbear Rodeo. Just having all the info for everyone is just...so perfect.

A screen cap of an Owlbear Rodeo tabletop. It is covered in notes labelled as Clues, pictures of players and NPCs, character sheets, lore, reference cards, and interesting graphics and drawings. It is truly a glut of information available in once glance.

You ever suddenly wanted a peach, but now you're sad because you can't because you're on a discord call with your friends, and there is no way you can subject them to the audio/visual nightmare that is you horkin' down one of those sloppy wet stone fruit?

So many restaurants have vegetarian options that are just "Here's a thing that usually has meat, but we replaced the meat with a broccoli/cauliflower/carrot mix." I've ordered "veggie" burritos from 3 restaurants that used that veggie mix in place of meat, when even just potatoes would be better!

Kronk Asks 'More Broccoli?'

Alt: Kronk from the Emperors New Groove looking confused, the producing a plate of greens asking, "More broccoli?"

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Remember, be careful making fun of your friends "as a joke," because even jokes can hurt. Your friends don't deserve that. ...unless they make ragebait videos. Then don't stop "joking" until they cry and reconsider their life choices. Maybe kick them a little? I dunno, I'm not an expert.

The internet would be a lot more tolerable if half the people on it took a moment to re-read (or, let's be honest, just fully read) whatever they are critically commenting on/"correcting," and then maybe took like...20 seconds to think about their response.

Lumiere Calls Beast Stupid

Alt: Lumiere from beauty and the beast saying, "You look so...so..." then the image cuts to the Beats with his hair in curlers and a bow, saying "Stupid."

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I haven't been seeking out the MCU in years, but I was ready for the Doomsday trailer to at least get me a little excited. Turns out, I'm too far gone. Not even a tingle. To those of you who are pumped for it, godspeed. I wish you a great time! Don't let this Marvel Grinch steal your Christmas.

Had to step outside to take out the garbage and take care of a couple things for less than a minute, and genuinely I already feel the effects a little (doesn't help I have some minor lingering lung issues). If you're in the smokey areas, be careful. This crap is no joke!

An air quality graphic, showing a current condition of 349, at the highest level, with the description: Health warning of emergency conditions: everyone is more likely to be affected.